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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Those damned Professors

What's Mallard raving about today?

U.S. College Professors, Communism, China.

Today's panel would have made just as much sense and been just as funny if Mallard had left out everything which precedes "U.S. College Professors."

12 comments:

GeoX said...

Man, this comic is too offensive for me to approach it with ironic detachment. Tinsley is SUCH a repellent little shit.

MToje said...

Maybe Tinshley should go out to colleges in the heartland and see what professors there are like. Going to school in southern Illinois (motto: we're NOT Chicago!), the majority of students and faculty are conservative. Communism? There's sometimes outright scorn for the American welfare system, which is hardly an extensive one by First World-standards. Wrong again, Bruce.

ajmilner said...

Liviu Librescu was worth a million Bruce Tinsleys. Just sayin'.

Celia said...

A large iceberg lettuce is worth at least eight Bruce Tinsleys, though.

Also, Wikipedia informs me that Tinsley actually has a degree (in "Government"), which does not seem to match up with his apparent loathing of the education system from birth to doctorate. Unless (and this is probably it, come to think of it) he's saying that it's all this fancy modern nonsense that's ruined our learning. Even though conservatives have bitched about students for as long as students have existed.

Mr. Fourdotellipse said...

Of course the college professor is a dangerous liberal, he's so excited by communism his private parts are praising it! My John Thomas has never commented on a political system, although there was this redhead it Cleveland....

Anonymous said...

Nothing in today's strip is as noticeable as the fact that Mallard honest-to-God has Straw-Man Librul College Professor TALKING WITH HIS PENIS!

rewinn said...

Didn't Mallard just accept an honorary degree from what, in this strip, he considers the last bastion of America Communism?

Bryce Baker said...

China isn't even communist anymore. I'd love to do a link share, I posted about this comic today too on my website.
http://www.dailycomicsreview.com/2008/06/saturday-comics-are-always-worst-61408.html

Kaitlyn said...

There are no words.

He's so wrong and so vile and so STUPID.

factinista said...

Since when have college professors mindlessly worshiped communism anyway?

exanonymous said...

Surprise, total straw man.

The CLOSEST resemblence when searching that I could find was that China has been praised for it's relative openness concerning the earthquake. In much the same way you'd praise a cannibal for eating a salad. You do it not because the action itself is great, but because backsliding is really not an option.

And earth to Bruce, communism just doesn't have the same effect as shouting fire in a crowded theater these days.

Neo Tuxedo said...

@Mr. Fourdotellipse:

he's so excited by communism his private parts are praising it!

@Anonymous:

Mallard honest-to-God has Straw-Man Librul College Professor TALKING WITH HIS PENIS!

Clearly, Beardo the Weirdo loves Communism with all of his body (including his pee pee).