What's Mallard raving about today?
SUVs, Liberals, The Federal Government.
It's hard to make a coherent complaint when your grasp of the mechanics of the English language is limited.
For example, today's panel clearly states that placating Liberals involves decrying the Federal Government as huge wasteful, overpriced, and unnecessary. Who wants to bet that's not what Mallard actually meant?
Also, unnecessary? Mallard is an anarchist who believes the Federal Government is unnecessary?