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Thursday, June 12, 2008

That damned Zoe

What's Mallard raving about today?


"Hi, I'm Zoe, I say whatever this duck wants me to say because it's the only way he can win arguments."

"Hi Zoe, welcome to Straw Men Anonymous"


12xuser said...

I like the way Zoe advocates the cornerstones of liberal public policy: universal health care, committment to public education, and control over people's personal dietary choices.

Call your congressman today and urge passage of the Ban All Fatty Foods For a Slimmer, Healthier America Bill!

David said...

I guess M. Canard doesn't realize that for many folks, the choice is between health insurance and feeding the family.

dlauthor said...

This just in: feminists are fat and ugly and angry! And probably dykes, too! Gimme another scotch.

NLC said...

Well dlauthor, this is just a standard application of "MF Rule of Cartooning #4":

"Any character that MF disagress with is to be drawn as physically repulsive as possible. The single exception are newcasters, etc, whose exaggerated good looks is the whole point of the 'joke'."

[While I'm here, does anyone have a pointer to the MF --from some time last fall, as I recall-- which was putdown of NOW and the punch line was, basically, that their opponents "At least look like women".]

Dave Robidenza said...

Funny how Mallard and his ilk can be against health care for the least fortunate, against clean air and clean water, pro-war... and yet "pro-life."

rewinn said...

Does Mallard really want this election to be fought over abortion?

To remind voters that the next president will appoint Supreme Court justices who will decide whether Roe v. Wade is overturned, and with it, the abortion issue returned to the states?

Please God, let it be so. Nothing would so surely guarantee a Democratic sweep of the White House, both houses of Congress, and most state capitols!

Bryce Baker said...

Mallard Filmore Sucks
He hasn't dealt with the fact
John McCain will lose

exanonymous said...

Mmm... strawmen, set them up, knock them down!

At the end of the day, you just prove that there is an idiot who thinks those things. An idiot on view in the mirror.