What's Mallard raving about today?
Notre Dame
OK, Mallard...what's your solution? What's going on now is simply the Free Market at work. College Football is a huge business, with the lure of Pro Football even bigger. So the focus is on Football, not academics.
Are you proposing some sort of Nanny State solution in which the law decides who can play football and who can't, based on factors other than their capability to play football?
Because, other than to gripe about something that has a thinly veiled racist element to it, I have no idea what your point is.
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Showing posts with label Athletes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Athletes. Show all posts
Monday, December 31, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
Those damned Names
What's Mallard raving about today?
Baby Names
45 words, just to make fun of someone's unusual name. Bravo. Haven't been exposed to something that witty since the 2nd grade. Your parents must be so proud.
Baby Names
45 words, just to make fun of someone's unusual name. Bravo. Haven't been exposed to something that witty since the 2nd grade. Your parents must be so proud.
Sunday, May 06, 2012
That damned Year
What's Mallard raving about today?
College Athletes
In what way would a non-athlete college student provide "entertainment to a lot of people" during his one year at college? Is Mallard advocating prostitution as a means for paying college tuition?
Kidding aside, this may be the stupidest thing Mallard has ever written.
College Athletes
In what way would a non-athlete college student provide "entertainment to a lot of people" during his one year at college? Is Mallard advocating prostitution as a means for paying college tuition?
Kidding aside, this may be the stupidest thing Mallard has ever written.
Tuesday, April 03, 2012
That damned Scratch
What's Mallard raving about today?
Baseball
Did newspapers across America seriously publish a comic about Albert Pujols scratching his testicles, in the name of balance with Doonesbury?
Baseball
Did newspapers across America seriously publish a comic about Albert Pujols scratching his testicles, in the name of balance with Doonesbury?
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
That damned Quota
What's Mallard raving about today?
Jeremy Lin, Higher Education, Racism
You see how Mallard ties this all together into one nice neat, incoherent bow?
Jeremy Lin, Higher Education, Racism
You see how Mallard ties this all together into one nice neat, incoherent bow?
Friday, March 09, 2012
Thursday, March 08, 2012
That damned Constraint
What's Mallard raving about today?
Jeremy Lin
Well, now this has veered into truly creepy territory. But, you know, I am sure Jeremy Lin was inspired by a fetishized Asian-American child character in Mallard Fillmore.
Jeremy Lin
Well, now this has veered into truly creepy territory. But, you know, I am sure Jeremy Lin was inspired by a fetishized Asian-American child character in Mallard Fillmore.
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
That damned Imbalance
What's Mallard raving about today?
Racism, Jeremy Lin, The Media
On days like today, I wonder if Mallard acts deliberately obtuse because he sees it as his role to be an agent provocateur or whether Mallard is just dumb as a bag of hammers.
Racism, Jeremy Lin, The Media
On days like today, I wonder if Mallard acts deliberately obtuse because he sees it as his role to be an agent provocateur or whether Mallard is just dumb as a bag of hammers.
Monday, March 05, 2012
That damned Other News
What's Mallard raving about today?
Jeremy Lin, President Obama, Mitt Romney
The Fillmore Foundation gets paid to point out the absolutely obvious: Politicians are less popular than a sports star.
Jeremy Lin, President Obama, Mitt Romney
The Fillmore Foundation gets paid to point out the absolutely obvious: Politicians are less popular than a sports star.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
That damned Man
What's Mallard raving about today?
The NBA
Mallard Fillmore: Parochial idiot.
(For the record, I really didn't care if there was an NBA season. But that doesn't mean I am so stupid as to believe my own views are majority views.)
The NBA
Mallard Fillmore: Parochial idiot.
(For the record, I really didn't care if there was an NBA season. But that doesn't mean I am so stupid as to believe my own views are majority views.)
Friday, December 16, 2011
That damned Halftime Show
What's Mallard raving about today?
Tim Tebow
What if Tim Tebow was Muslim. You can just imagine the weeks long tirade Mallard would go on for being open about his religion.
Oh, and Mallard? Free speech gives Tim Tebow the same right to wear his religion on his sleeve as it gives anyone else to criticize him.
Why are Christians so thin-skinned?
Tim Tebow
What if Tim Tebow was Muslim. You can just imagine the weeks long tirade Mallard would go on for being open about his religion.
Oh, and Mallard? Free speech gives Tim Tebow the same right to wear his religion on his sleeve as it gives anyone else to criticize him.
Why are Christians so thin-skinned?
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Those damned Lions
What's Mallard raving about today?
Detroit Lions
That joke would have been so much better before the Lions lost 3 of their last 4 games!
Just want to remind everyone that someone gets paid for Mallard Fillmore, because I know that seems an incomprehensible fact most of the time.
Detroit Lions
That joke would have been so much better before the Lions lost 3 of their last 4 games!
Just want to remind everyone that someone gets paid for Mallard Fillmore, because I know that seems an incomprehensible fact most of the time.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Those damned Things
What's Mallard raving about today?
Athletes, Math.
Someone this bad at basic mathematics should not be casting stones, Mallard.
Athletes, Math.
Someone this bad at basic mathematics should not be casting stones, Mallard.
Sunday, February 06, 2011
Those damned Snacks
What's Mallard raving about today?
Super Bowl, Snacks
Despite claims that Michele Obama and the Government are going to take away your ability to choose your own food (and should therefore be killed), Mallard somehow is able to ingest 7 pounds of crap.
And he's proud of it.
Plus, you know, duck crotch.
Super Bowl, Snacks
Despite claims that Michele Obama and the Government are going to take away your ability to choose your own food (and should therefore be killed), Mallard somehow is able to ingest 7 pounds of crap.
And he's proud of it.
Plus, you know, duck crotch.
Saturday, September 04, 2010
That damned Season
What's Mallard raving about today?
NFL.
Yep, those athletes can get into some serious trouble...
Of course, most of them are probably not so stupid as to not realize that the NFL season is not "really underway." In fact, it has not even started yet.
For Christ's sake, Mallard. Are you preternaturally incapable of getting even the simplest facts right?
NFL.
Yep, those athletes can get into some serious trouble...
Of course, most of them are probably not so stupid as to not realize that the NFL season is not "really underway." In fact, it has not even started yet.
For Christ's sake, Mallard. Are you preternaturally incapable of getting even the simplest facts right?
Friday, August 13, 2010
That damned Popularity
What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?
Soccer, President Obama.
This just in, Mallard Fillmore is dumber than dirt and has delusions of grandeur.
All of which is no more newsworthy than anything you may read in Mallard Fillmore today.
Soccer, President Obama.
This just in, Mallard Fillmore is dumber than dirt and has delusions of grandeur.
All of which is no more newsworthy than anything you may read in Mallard Fillmore today.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
That damned Curling
What's Mallard raving about today?
Soccer, Curling.
You mean, another sport growing in popularity?
Why do newspapers give a forum for a bitter waterfowl to piss and moan every day?
Soccer, Curling.
You mean, another sport growing in popularity?
Why do newspapers give a forum for a bitter waterfowl to piss and moan every day?
That damned Paste
What's Mallard raving about today?
Soccer, Paste.
The Right Wing in a nutshell: If I say something often enough, whether it is true or not, we can convince like-minded simpletons it's true.
As someone once said, it's like they take pride in being ignorant.
Soccer, Paste.
The Right Wing in a nutshell: If I say something often enough, whether it is true or not, we can convince like-minded simpletons it's true.
As someone once said, it's like they take pride in being ignorant.
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