What's Mallard raving about today?
Super Bowl, Snacks
Despite claims that Michele Obama and the Government are going to take away your ability to choose your own food (and should therefore be killed), Mallard somehow is able to ingest 7 pounds of crap.
And he's proud of it.
Plus, you know, duck crotch.
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With a year to prepare a Superbowl comic, we get another lazy one-panel drawing.
You wanna see what a cartoon professional does? See Sinfest's
The True Meaning of the Superbowl
Notice that Sinfest's writing has pacing and economy; the drawing uses space to tell a story with humor, an amusing reflection on life as we live it today. It even mixes a talking animal and humans, only with skill. And BTW Tatsuya does his own coloring in addition to pencils and scripts!
Of course, he gets paid only if his stuff is good, unlike Mallard Fillmore which gets printed only to provide ideological "balance" to the honest strips.
Mallard Fillmore: Opposed to weight lose. TRUTH TO POWER!!!
For some reason Chantel has returned to her sociopathic and now-unemployed duckfriend who openly discusses how he dreams of murdering her. But at least Batshit's trying a little; she doesn't look like a zombie with a straw wig this time. (Also, the TV looks normal. Batshit REALLY poured some "effort" into this one!)
I assume she's paying for all that crap, probably reflecting the situation in the Tinsley household.
Seven pounds? Really? That much teeth, blood, piss, and brain matter? God. I suppose Mallard will force out a seven-pound turd later...
I'm guessing the reason Chantel is mauve has something to do with that open case of beer by Mallard's side...
Mallard is afraid that he'll lose 7 pounds while sitting on his fat ass watching the Super Bowl?
Let me guess: He half-remembered a late-night infomercial he once watched through a drunken haze, which advertised some product that allegedly lets you lose weight while sitting at your desk -- and he became convinced that he'll lose weight by sitting.
Good grief, this strip is idiotic.
How does Tinsley continue getting paid for these "comics"? I put more effort into taking a leak this morning (and it was much more productive).
Hey, who was keeping track of how negative Tinny's been since the New Direction began? Cuz y'know, this one isn't really negative about anything. It even has a thing recognizable as a Joke. There isn't a robotically-echoed talking point in it!
Best Mallard EVAR!
WV: vacqua; the bilious sea of vacuousness this strip will sink back into until the next Stupid Bowl
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There should be a little trash can at the bottom of your comments.
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