What's Mallard raving about today?
First of all, Mallard, this is why no one will ever speak to you more than once. I know you think it's retribution for bravely speaking truth (aka Big Lies). But it's actually just because you're a petty, mean-spiritied, smug, superior asshat.
Second, what? I'm not sure that sentence can be parsed according to the rules of English grammar and you're criticizing that other guy?