What's Mallard raving about today?
Because there's nothing for Tinsley to speak truth to power about going on for the past several weeks, I suppose.I'm still amazed Tinsley gave up on Poor Little Media Victim Rush after a single weak yelp.Say, speaking of who's bracket is getting its buttocks kicked, lookit all the women fleeing the GOP's Sonic Shame Raping Stick. On behalf of America's future, gentlemen, I thank you.I really wish that the "Say What?" box at Doonesbury.com was archived. So many wonderfully, jawdroppingly out-to-touch, out-of-mind quotes...and unlike with Mallard Fillmore, not one of them weaseled out of the cartoonist's ass.
OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE CHANNEL BEFORE THE PANTSLESS IMMOBILE DUCK REALIZES HE CAN SCRATCH DOWN THERE TOO
Hey everybody, check out Mallard's latest Bold New Direction: It's duck crotch... seen from a different angle! And with the added irony of Mallard complaining about contemplating Pujols crotch!
Slow Duck news day. So going off-topic, in the real news the GOP-supported NRA scored another seven yesterday. Will the Duck dare to say anything about this?DW
LXXIVYesterday This Day's Madness did prepare;To-morrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair:Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why:Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
Didn't Trudeau draw some strips about B.D. experiencing 'phantom pain' in the leg he lost in Iraq?That's kind of like scratching an itch.
"March Madness" may be over, but the mind-numbing stupidity of "Mallard Fillmore" will never end.
Three weeks ago was when the season finale of the awesome action-mystery show Alcatraz happened, right? Tinsley's awful taste and hatred of everything tolerable force him to ignore good programs and watch stupid, boring sports that only a drunk like him could enjoy.
At last the GOP has picked its brackets and their final four are:1. Tax cuts for the rich2. Tax cuts for the rich3. Tax cuts for the rich4. Tax cuts for the rich
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