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Tuesday, April 03, 2012

That damned Scratch

What's Mallard raving about today?

Baseball

Did newspapers across America seriously publish a comic about Albert Pujols scratching his testicles, in the name of balance with Doonesbury?

9 comments:

Tog said...

Because there's nothing for Tinsley to speak truth to power about going on for the past several weeks, I suppose.

I'm still amazed Tinsley gave up on Poor Little Media Victim Rush after a single weak yelp.

Say, speaking of who's bracket is getting its buttocks kicked, lookit all the women fleeing the GOP's Sonic Shame Raping Stick. On behalf of America's future, gentlemen, I thank you.

I really wish that the "Say What?" box at Doonesbury.com was archived. So many wonderfully, jawdroppingly out-to-touch, out-of-mind quotes...and unlike with Mallard Fillmore, not one of them weaseled out of the cartoonist's ass.

dlauthor said...

OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE CHANNEL BEFORE THE PANTSLESS IMMOBILE DUCK REALIZES HE CAN SCRATCH DOWN THERE TOO

CW in LA said...

Hey everybody, check out Mallard's latest Bold New Direction: It's duck crotch... seen from a different angle! And with the added irony of Mallard complaining about contemplating Pujols crotch!

Anonymous said...

Slow Duck news day. So going off-topic, in the real news the GOP-supported NRA scored another seven yesterday. Will the Duck dare to say anything about this?
DW

Kip W said...

LXXIV
Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare;
To-morrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair:
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why:
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

Rootbeer said...

Didn't Trudeau draw some strips about B.D. experiencing 'phantom pain' in the leg he lost in Iraq?

That's kind of like scratching an itch.

Frank Stone said...

"March Madness" may be over, but the mind-numbing stupidity of "Mallard Fillmore" will never end.

Worse Than Liefeld's Before Watchman said...

Three weeks ago was when the season finale of the awesome action-mystery show Alcatraz happened, right? Tinsley's awful taste and hatred of everything tolerable force him to ignore good programs and watch stupid, boring sports that only a drunk like him could enjoy.

rewinn said...

At last the GOP has picked its brackets and their final four are:

1. Tax cuts for the rich
2. Tax cuts for the rich
3. Tax cuts for the rich
4. Tax cuts for the rich