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Saturday, April 28, 2012

That damned View

What's Mallard raving about today?

The View, 3-D Television

And now I have the idea of Mallard's crotch in 3-D haunting me. Thanks.

On another note, I can't understand why Women hate the GOP so much...


Tog said...

And yet Mallard, so much more intelligent than you or I, still can't shut the damn thing off.

Seems legit.

OT: Have you noticed? The same Republicans and Dittoheads who praised Junior Bush for threatening to "jawbone" the Arabs into lowering fuel prices (he didn't, because he couldn't) are now bawling that Obama has "failed" to bring them down.

Such regulation would, of course, be government control of the market, which is (drum roll) the very same fascism to which these yo-yos whine and bay that Obama is already subjecting the country!

Oh, if only the stupid really DID burn. Our fuel shortages would be over, replaced by a spontaneous combustion "crisis."

Kip W said...

Jealous much, Mallard?

You could achieve two-dimensionality some day. If that day comes, we'll know the strip has been taken over by an uncredited artist and writer.

dlauthor said...

"Oh no! Someone with a vagina!"

--Every deeply closeted right-winger ever

Steve-O said...

Oh yeah, like I believe that Mallard (and by extension Bruce Tinsley) isn't beating off to Elisabeth Hasselbeck on a daily basis.

rewinn said...

Why would 3-D images of strong, opinionated women be "too far"?

Are real life women so frightening to Tinshley?