It's days like today that you realize just how bad at his job Mallard Fillmore is. I mean, here we have a perfectly innocuous comic and even a recognizable joke.
But, for God's sake Mallard...a Frappuccino has MILK in it. Do you even understand what a Vegan is? You think that suddenly, with the introduction of beetles, the Frappucino is off the menu for them?
Mallard Fillmore: 100% wrong 100% of the time.
Update: Apparently in this story, the Frappucino is made with soy milk, so, you know, my bad!