What's Mallard raving about today?
8 days ago, Mallard began discussing this topic and followed that thread for 2 days.
That train of thought was interrupted by the sudden need to criticize television, which lasted for one day.
Then he spent 2 days defending Larry Craig, which at least would have counted as breaking news, though of course with the delay in publishing it's old news.
Then, he followed the urge to criticize Hilary Clinton and the wives of other candidates for reasons passing understanding, an urge which lasted 2 whole days.
After which he needed to publish a panel which would coincide with the end of summer, because the joke was just too hilarious to pass up.
Then, and only then, did he manage to return to the topic of baggy pants.
It's like reading Ulysses, for Christ's sake, if Ulysses had been written by a bitter, incoherent, and manic Duck, of course.