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Sunday, June 03, 2012

That damned Triceratops

What's Mallard raving about today?

Stand Your Ground Laws

George Zimmerman is a smirking but peaceful Triceratops while Trayvon Martin was a vicious T-Rex.

Welcome to Republican America.


Tog said...

And as usual, the only thing worse than Tinsley's artwork and Tinsley's commentary is Tinsley's timing, as Zimmy Hero returns to jail.

But hey, all Tinsley cares about is that a black kid got killed. But he's not racist, you are!

DiR said...

Woooow. Wow. Just. Wow.

Frank Stone said...

Once again, Mallard/Brucie demonstrates his desire to "wait until the facts come out" before commenting on the Trayvon Martin murder.

Here's something to chew on, Brucie: Maybe your little hero Dirty Harry Junior wouldn't have been "eviscerated by the media" quite so badly if the cops had done their fucking job and arrested him on the night of the murder instead of patting him on the head and letting him walk free for over a fucking month.

(And you're not fooling anybody by using big-boy words like "eviscerated". We already know you have the intellectual dynamism of a trout. Not that I mean to insult trout.)

Tog said...

@Frank Stone: Paris Trout, to be exact.

rewinn said...

Every day, Sinfest is better that Mallard Fillmore, in art, writing and concept.

Just sayin'

dlauthor said...

Pants-wetter Tinshley thinks all people with more melanin than Newt Gingrich are nothing but vicious predators out to eat poor misunderstood white men like him. That's why he hates minorities -- because they hate him first, honest! You can tell by their blackity blackness!

Iron Dragon said...

I..ok wow this is just sick. Let's just pretend for a minute that there aren't any racial issues at play here, let's just imagine that race didn't even play a part in this. This comic would STILL be horrid given that apparently skittles and iced tea are so damn terrifying that it requires that they be hunted down and shot by some local nut with a white knight complex.

Tog said...

"That mother****er brought Skittles into MY neighborhood! SKITTLES!! Do I have to explain that to you?!?"

Tog said...

Actually, Batshit's correct: Trayvon Martin was murdered for standing his ground, and the wrongwing noise machine has been eviscerating his corpse ever since.

Tinsley probably thinks this is an incredible injustice:

The Miami-Dade Fire Rescue official who wrote on Facebook that "failed, shitbag, ignorant" parents are to blame in cases like the shooting death of unarmed Miami Gardens teen Trayvon Martin has been demoted.

(quote from Brian Beckmann's Facebook posting) "I and my coworkers could rewrite the book on whether our urban youths are victims of racist profiling or products of their failed, shitbag, ignorant, pathetic, welfare dependent excuses for parents, but like Mrs. Corey, we speak only the truth. They're just misunderstood little church going angels and the ghetto hoodie look doesn't have anything to do with why people wonder if they're about to get jacked by a thug."

Martin's mother, Sybrina Fulton, is a "well-respected" program coordinator at the Miami-Dade County Housing Authority, where she has worked for 23 years, according to the Miami Herald. His father Tracy Martin is a truck driver.

This racist dogshit wrote "we speak only the truth" while lying to attack the parents of a murder victim.

Remind you of anyone?

OT: In other mouth-and-consequences, Tinsley's fellow eliminationist Jonah Goldberg has been talking shit about beating "stupid, ignorant" young people into neoconservatism, so Jamie Kilstein offered to meet him in the ring. For charity.

Doughy Pantload is rumored to be negotiating having his mother take his place, or at least arranging for her to hold down Kilstein while Jonah waddles around the ring, flabby arms raised to almost shoulder level in triumph.

Bill the Splut said...

Oh, c'mon, people! Who of us hasn't claimed that they have "$8.60" in their bank account, when they totally meant to say "$86,000"? While under oath? You people act as if EVERYTHING that Zimerman says is a lie!

Steve-O said...

The fact that this is a political issu PROVES beyond a reasonable doubt that the Republican party is full of racist assholes. I have rightwing Facebook friends STILL whining about the "lynching" (yes, they used that word) of George Zimmerman. I vehemently take them to task, but I think they're fucking hopeless.

Anonymous said...

"Stalk and kill" of unarmed victims is not the same as "Stand your ground."