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Sunday, June 17, 2012

That damned Answer

What's Mallard raving about today?


Leave it to Mallard to make a political point out of Father's Day. Also, leave it to Mallard to cite a government child welfare site when criticizing the government.

But, beyond all that...what is your suggestion when the child does not have a Dad who loves and cares for him/her, Mallard?

According to Republican doctrine, exemplified by Representative Ryan's budget plan, your plan appears to be: fuck them and cut all funding to help them so billionaires can keep more of their money.

But, perhaps I am missing a nuance somewhere.


kaitlyn said...

And what about us female children?


not that I have a caring dad, so I'm worthless

seriously fuck my dad, I haven't talked to him since last summer

rewinn said...

Q. What helps a house on fire more than all government programs combined?

A. Not being on fire!

Q. What helps a sick person more than all medicine combined?

A. Not being sick!

Q. What helps dads care for their sons more than all the cartoonists in the world combined?

A. Not having jobs shipped overseas.

Frank Stone said...

Using the occasion of Father's Day as a vehicle for bitching about government programs.

Not quite as morally depraved as pretending to care about our soldiers once or twice a year while continually shilling for the administration that was sending them to their deaths, but it's close.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Abandoned as an egg. Found among empty liquor boxes in an alley. Raised by winos. Yeah, there's a lot of hurt on Father's Day, right Mallard?

Bill the Splut said...

So...Fathers Day: Men are great! Mothers Day: Kitten gives his mom a dead rat he found in a sump pump. Why, a negative person might detect misogyny in that! I could mention that the father of my best friend's daughter was an abusive asshole and my proudest moment was successfully getting them away from him, but I guess that would make me a male feminazi.

Also, you can tell they're Vietnamese because their skin is ash gray. Whatever, Brucie. Go and drink your fathers day gift.