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Sunday, September 15, 2013

Week of September 15, 2013

What's Mallard raving about this Week?

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12 comments:

Tog said...

MONDAY

Never let it be said that Tinsley doubts statistics that work out in his favor. Climate change is still all cow farts, though.

Annnnd there he goes, trotting out the "elitism" thing again. Because somewhere in his fevered imagination there are dirty hippie socialists who adamantly oppose homeschooling. Because they hate America or something.

Meanwhile--and God knows, I've pointed this out before--Tinsley carries water for the party that makes homeschooling an utter impossibility for the average American AND makes every effort to defund public education, diluting what remains with utter nonsense like Intelligent Design and revisionist history.

...How elitist is THAT, Bruce?

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

TUESDAY

The entire Middle East consists of one guy, who maddeningly keeps changing his opinion! What's a diverse, colorful country like the U.S. to do?

Anonymous said...

SUNDAY

That's exactly how I feel about MF!
Can't avert eyes from the stupid train wreck. Solution was to cancel delivery of weekday newspaper.
DW

CW in LA said...

WINLESSDAY

Wow, Brews, how many hours of research did it take you to come up with today's mighty effort?

Tog said...

I wonder if this jawdropping example of government overreach will cause Truth-to-Power to champion gay marriage?

Or will he just cower in the corner, looking for some "black offense" over which to be whitefended?

Andrew said...

THAT'S suppose to be Ben Affleck? Has Tins EVER SEEN Ben Affleck? has he no access to any sort of photo reference- like, say, google? Does he think Ben Affleck and Joaquim Phoenix (from when he was doing that film/performance piece) are the same person?

Even the pro-Mallard commenters on CK are ignoring this one.

CW in LA said...

Has Ducky had a stroke? His right eye is always bigger than his left.

I mean, it's either that, or his lazy-ass artist made one drawing of his creation that he just copies over and over and over...

Bill the Splut said...

...So, is it 8 times less likely if you aren't looking for the falling vending machines?

Don't play the lottery, says the guy who won the Moonie Times lottery of getting paid to fart out the worst comic strip in North America.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

SATURDAY

If Tinsley wants to crusade against tiny, illegible bumper stickers, I'm good with that. I hate the damn things, myself.

CW in LA said...

I know I've seen bumper stickers reading, "If you can read this, you're too close".

Unoriginal and clumsily wordy, but not overtly hateful or ignorant: Mallard at its best!

CW in LA said...

SOMEDAY

Um... is Brews aware that humans and dinosaurs didn't exist at the same time? Or is he finally going full fundie on us?

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

A new record today. This joke is actually older than the dinosaurs.