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Sunday, October 06, 2013

Week of October 6, 2013

What's Mallard raving about this Week?

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12 comments:

CW in LA said...

To paraphrase ShrubCartoonin' is hard werk, isn't it, Brews?

Bill the Splut said...

Eat, drink, sleep, spend 5 minutes crapping out a worthless comic.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

The "two dinosaurs saying dumb sit" square on the Big Dart Board O' Plot Ideas must be getting pretty worn out by now.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Hey! What the H happened to the word "shit" up there?

Oh well, I'll just use the "edit" button, like at GoComics…

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

When he's completely pointless and irrelevant, I like to imagine that the editors have pulled something particularly festeringly antisocial and full of hatred and replaced it with a random item from a stack of "not entirely foamy-jawed" strips kept in reserve for just such an occasion.

(Cool: the word "hate" is embedded in the Captcha. Spread out a little, it spells "It hate I." Yes, I thinks it do.)

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

The Republicans are botching things so badly that their base is dwindling to the swampiest parts of the reddest states.

Quick! Everybody! LOOK AT THE WINDMILLS! OH MY GOD THE WINDMILLS! WE SUDDENLY CARE ABOUT WILDLIFE!! LOOK OVER THERE!!!!

Frank Stone said...

Re Wednesday: Mallard accuses his ideological opponents of invoking the "It was only the extremists" CYA rationalization for which right-wingers are (in)famous. The projection is strong with this one.

And you know, Mallard, ducks can fly. If you're really so concerned about this problem, do something constructive and patrol the nearest wind farm. The next time you see a fellow avian about to meet his doom at the spinning blades of one of these devious devil-machines, soar up there like the majestic winged avenger you imagine yourself to be and nudge him out of the way. Sure, you'll probably end up chopped into bloody chunks, but if somebody on the ground sees what you did, he might remember you as a hero for about five seconds. Or he might shake his head at your stupidity and promptly forget he saw anything. Either way, you will have done at least one worthwhile thing in your otherwise deplorable waste of a life.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

He's back to lifestyle condemning. Oddly enough, he seems to spray more on his own side when he does that. Apparently, to paraphrase Linus Van Pelt, he loves conservatism, it's just conservatives he can't stand.

CW in LA said...

Hey, check out Mr. Truth to Power, putting Big Bumper Sticker in its place.

And as for people who like putting bumper stickers on their jalopies, A break not a lecture, right Brews?

CW in LA said...

I'm also curious how Tinsh arrived at the figure of seven. Can we guess how many virulently teabaggish stickers he has on his own vehicle?

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Probably three on his windshield alone.

Anonymous said...

Other than the too small size of his bumper sticker, this is the one MF that I can entirely agree with. Looks as if Tinsh did not bother to check what kind of stickers are on those cars with the most!
DW