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Monday, October 16, 2006

That damned Bill Clinton

What's Mallard raving about today?

Mark Foley, the Republican Congressional Page Sex Scandal, Bill Clinton.

Zing! See, Mark Foley's not so bad, because Bill Clinton had consensual sex with an adult Intern. Which is exactly the same as soliciting sex from underage Congressional Pages. But, no matter, because the Republicans decry moral relativism anyway.

This may be one of the few times when the half-life of a story exceeds Mallard's lead times.

1 comment:

Matt Gill said...

Well I was totally wrong about the date he would finally get around to Foley--he matched Prickly City and Candorville in response time--but I was right on about him making it about Bill Clinton. See straw. See duck. See duck grasp grasp, grasp.