What's Mallard raving about today?
Mark Foley, the Republican Congressional Page Sex Scandal, Bill Clinton.
Zing! See, Mark Foley's not so bad, because Bill Clinton had consensual sex with an adult Intern. Which is exactly the same as soliciting sex from underage Congressional Pages. But, no matter, because the Republicans decry moral relativism anyway.
This may be one of the few times when the half-life of a story exceeds Mallard's lead times.