What's Mallard raving about today?
Liberal parents, don't ask don't tell, the liberal media.
The simpler answer to Mallard's liberal straw man's question: Fox News.
And congrats to Mallard, who will probably be making a rare appearance at The Silent Penultimate Panel Watch! It's a rarity for a strip that usually only has one or two panels, but I am sure SPP will welcome you with open arms.