What's Mallard raving about today?
Fat cops, mandatory seat belts laws, his tax dollars.
Ahhh, a fat cop joke. I suppose I should admire his restraint for eschewing the donut shop reference. Tune in next week, as Mallard takes on airline food.
By the way Mallard, Mr. T.V. Policeperson is an actor, not a real policeperson. And talking to the T.V. is a sign of late-stage dementia. Please, take the medications like the doctor says, and stay on them.
Plus, "policeperson"? Awfully PC of Mallard, no?