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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Those damned pigs

What's Mallard raving about today?

Fat cops, mandatory seat belts laws, his tax dollars.

Ahhh, a fat cop joke. I suppose I should admire his restraint for eschewing the donut shop reference. Tune in next week, as Mallard takes on airline food.

By the way Mallard, Mr. T.V. Policeperson is an actor, not a real policeperson. And talking to the T.V. is a sign of late-stage dementia. Please, take the medications like the doctor says, and stay on them.

Plus, "policeperson"? Awfully PC of Mallard, no?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That just... stunk... where was the humor?

'The government knows best'?

Well, yeah, it's a good idea to buckle up, it can save your life, that's common sense.

This is weird.

And where are his 'fat cop' stats? Most of the cops I know are in good shape, or they wouldn't be in the 'chase bad guys' position.

My dad's a cop, and he was recently diagnosed with diabetes - hereditary, not lifestyle.

I do agree 'click it or ticket' is stupid, we don't have more important things to worry about?

It's like in Memphis, we shut down the titty bars while the murders continue.

Let me make a 'typical liberals' face like mallard, god I hate the expression.