What's Mallard raving about today?
SUM DEYAnother Sunday, another boring, badly-drawn "dumb dinosaurs = stoopid liberulz" strip. Remember, struggling young artists: if one character stands behind another, you don't have to draw the legs!
If there's one lasting piece of subtext I've taken from this strip, it's Bruce's implicit statement: "I don't have to do even this much. I could do less, far less, and still collect my sinecure."
Almost got it, Bruce -- just replace "the federal government" with "Republicans".Oh, and hey, Bruce: it's been almost a day since your little hero Dirty Harry Junior got away with murder. Still waiting for those riots to start.Any time now, I'm sure.Yep -- aaaaany time now...
A man whose brain is an electron formed in a vacuum, and who wants to go back to the slave days--his middle age in Ancient Rome, not his old age in the 1800s--should not complain about anyone being retarded or out of touch.
@Frank Stone: Well, I'm sure "chimp-outs" are breaking out all over the same imaginary planet that MF's not-racist-you-are commenters claim blacks have been "constantly" random-attacking whites while shouting "This is for Trayvon."Meanwhile, the corporate-owned media that Mallard keeps claiming to be liberal is doing its part to conflate a few broken windows in Oakland, peaceful protests across the nation, and Black Panthers into one big terror-story to keep the rubes scared and buyin' guns. I'm sure Tinsley's well-trained pet dickheads are only too happy to play along."Only in America can a dead black boy go on trial for his own murder."- Syreeta McFadden
Sure, but the people who've been "just asking" if there would be massive riots have to be disappointed. I'm guessing Mallard will be quite a bit more disgusting than usual in about three weeks, though
MOURN DEYSee, it's not Bruce Tinsley who's obsessing about crapfood! It's Obama!
Remarkably tortured way of calling Obama a twinkie. I hope it was worth it.
Tinsley's message to Obama is, nigger, you are not allowed to be black and white! This is just as bad as interbreeding, immigration, imports, exports and Yankees! Go back to Africa, and then Hell when I nuke it!
Tinsley supports racial purity, which is why no one in his family has ever had a different last time, and why he helped with those experiments back in the 1940s
I mean different last name
Tinsley and his fellow scumbags wanted blacks to riot (and a race war they could cheer for from a distance), but instead they got Hero Teens Rescue Missing Girl After Chasing Down Kidnapper and Soul Singer Attacked on Stage for Dedicating Song to Trayvon Martin.
Actually, something made in 1933 is pretty new and up-to-date by Tinsley's standards. Maybe by the year 500000, he will get to complaining about Super Mario 2 having a crossdresser. He might even upgrade his medium from papyrus scrolls to wax cylinders.
TUESDAYMuppet Obama's in the house. YAAAAAY! (Flails little arms vigorously with head tilted back.)
Tinsley is intentionally sending two messages today: Never try to accomplish anything, and always stand and fight against foreigners and Brown guys. He sees absolutely no irony.
Tinsley hated Russia and the Middle East ever since the cavemen who discovered how to make fire moved there from North Africa. He has always hated that guy, and felt that such technology the purity of society.
Re Wednesday: Wow, Mallard -- you're doing a follow-up on a months-old story that everybody else in the known universe stopped caring about roughly a week after it happened? Did you allocate a chunk of your "research" time every day to checking on it just in case something new happened or did you get an e-mail alert when there was a new development? If only you could have devoted that much energy to remembering the anniversary of 9/11, eh?
Aside: Even in what may be their greatest triumph (complete with a televised victory dance performed by the defendant's brother on the body of the victim) the media's assorted race-baiters and race-warmongers are livid that N****rgeddon has not broken out after then Zimmerman acquittal. Reassured of their relative safety, even serious cowards like Bill O'Reilly and Ted Nugent have now been shoved out of their hidey-holes to stir the shit.One can only imagine what Tinsley has farted out to feed his zombies.
TOGGG! skrev:One can only imagine what Tinsley has farted out to feed his zombies.In a couple weeks, we're going to find out. Maybe we'll be lucky and he won't even go there. (In the words of a great American philosopher, "Hey, it could happen!")
Two panels today. It must be Sweeps Week at the Wingnut Welfare Board.
Re Friday: I can't help but notice that you don't have a date, Mallard. What happened? Did her choice of movie not meet your criteria and you went to the theater without her? Or could you just not bring yourself to give a woman a choice about something in the first place?
Tinsley's date got angry when he tried to recreate a scene from Seinfeld during Schindler's List, and also because he laughing at the movie, not Seinfeld.
Rill Amurkins like shitty movies!Anyway, if this movie is a blockbuster, why does the audience consist of one pantsless duck? I think he wandered into the Bare-ly Legal Asian Boyz matinee at the porno theater again.
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