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Sunday, July 28, 2013

Week of July 28, 2013

What's Mallard raving about this Week?

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45 comments:

Tog said...

SUM DEY

1. Dust off list of ridiculous and false strawman arguments.

2. Depict strawman dusting off ridiculous and false strawman arguments.

3. Pfft, whatever, got paid for it.

I'm curious, when was the last time Tinsley (or any of his fans) stepped onto a college campus? Have any of 'em EVER set foot on a college campus?

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Jack T. Chick called. He needs the straw prof back for "Big Daddy?".

Fuck You, Tinsley said...

Let me try to make Tinsley into a strawman:

"Racism is dead, and only niggers can be racist!
"Teenagers like to fuck shit because they play radio games on their victrolas!
"I want to blow up all those foreigners before those terrorists do it to us!
"Muslims should be burned at the stake until they believe in God!

How do I make those quotes sound worse?

Verification Word: Jukage, where he wants to put anyone who is not an extremist extremist extremist Christian and set on fire.

Tog said...

MOON DEY

Christ in a white-hot cakepan.

Nothing says "ME NOT RACIST! NO, U!!!2 FART! FART!" like Bruce Tinsley depicting a black man, old enough to remember the days of "lynching picnics" in Florida, wistfully remembering when "(white) victims knew their place."

Keep it up, Bruce. Every time your or some idiot like you pulls "whites are the only legitimate victims of anything ever" crap like this, you just create more voting liberals.

CW in LA said...

Seriously, Zimmerman is the victim? Geezus Aitch. Brews Tinshley can go on being a pathetic, lazy hack for such long stretches of time that one can almost forget how truly vile he is at his dark, pickled core.

Fuck You, Tinsley said...

Damned Trayvon Martin, running away from the gun-toting lunatic instead of bending down and letting him shoot him in the head!

Frank Stone said...

In Tinsleyland, behaving with discretion and common sense instead of recklessness and irresponsibility is behaving "like a victim".

And yeah, Bruce, I think we all know which people YOU wish still "knew their place" and behaved accordingly.

Fuck You, Tinsley said...

Tinsley thinks their place is the big oven in a concentration camp, and he does not trust them to work as cooks.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

They just got somebody off for stalking and gunning down a black teenager, and they're still feeling like put-upon victims.

Just what does it take for them not to feel persecuted?

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS: George Zimmerman changes his name to Ben Ghazi so that the Obama Administration and mainstream media will never mention him again.

Tog said...

You tell 'em, anon! It's all a big conspiracy! What about the plan they came up with to send G.I.Joes back in time to prevent the attacks! THE MEDIA COVERD IT UPP!!!2

Seriously, if Killerman wants to media to lay off him, maybe he should tell his obnoxious jackass brother to STFU.

CW in LA said...

Looks like Anonymelonfucker's decided his ticket out of his parents' basement is to step into Tinsh's gig once his liver finally implodes.

Tog said...

SPEWS DEY

Look closely, everyone! This is the only situation in which Bruce Tinsley will ever express concern about black shooting victims: when he can use them to try to browbeat America into shutting up about the murder of one of them.

Blank panels really suit Tinsley's "style" and "work ethic." In the spirit of helpfulness, here are some other things that can be expressed by a blank panel:

1. Tinsley's concern for the victims trapped for days in the middle of a major U.S. city following Hurricane Katrina; 2. Tinsley's concern for Marissa Alexander, a black woman sentenced to twenty years by a white Florida judge for firing a warning shot into a wall to hold off her abusive husband; 3. Tinsley's disgust at the murder of James Byrd, Jr., dragged to death by white "race warriors" in Jasper, Texas; 4. Tinsley's outrage at Zimmerman's deliberately lying to a judge about his finances in order to secure low bail; 5. Tinsley's anger at the media campaign to demonize Trayvon Martin and his parents.

Just to break the obvious pattern: 6. Tinsley's opposition to the invasion of Iraq while the Cheney administration was still in office. Truth to power!

CW in LA said...

See, Brews, the difference between the Zimmerman case and the well-worn talking point you mention is that everyone agrees those other shootings are against the law and merit an appropriate response from a legal system.

But when someone stalks and kills a 17-year old who was minding his own damn business and it's ruled to be perfectly legal, yeah, people are going to have stuff to say about it.

Do you see the differe3nce, ya drunk prick?

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

See? We can't express outrage at this crime, because we haven't expressed outrage at every single other crime ever. Note that this is a single standard, applied only to non-Republicans.

Fuck You, Tinsley said...

Here is a complex, detailed representation of Tinsleys brain, conscience and heart:





Frank Stone said...

Shorter Tuesday "Mallard": "Waaahhh!! Stoopid lamestream media won't talk about how the n****rs are shootin' each other!"

So exactly which weekend was that, Mallard? That seems like something a reporter should have mentioned in his news report. You do suffer from the delusion that you're a reporter, after all.

And I can't wait to hear Mallard/Bruce explain to us how the racist psycho responsible for this atrocity was just "standing his ground".

Tog said...

@Frank Stone: Thanks for that link, Frank. I'd forgotten about this, but it suggests one reason Tinsley and other reightwingers may be so excited about this particular racist murderer.

Tog said...

...And while I'm spreading the love, I forgot about this gem from last night. Oh, how I wish I could post links at OregonLive...

Tog said...

WINES DAY

While crying for poor George Zimmerman, Bruce Tinsley puts all of his very limited talents to work trying to depict the murderer and molester as a baby-faced innocent.

Which he'd totally do if Zimmerman was black, so SHUT UP.

CW in LA said...

You know who else will never get to live a nice, normal life? Trayvon Martin, that's who, ya fucking asshole.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

There's absolutely nothing ironic about this at all.

Frank Stone said...

And Tracy Martin and Sybrina Fulton will not be able to appeal the sentence handed down by George Zimmerman... of life without their son. So cry me a fucking river, you sick, subhuman piece of waste.

And by the way, Bruce: what's with the standard half-assed caricature? Why didn't you render Zimmerman in Renaissance style, his beatific head encircled by a crown of thorns and illuminated by a halo, his side pierced by a spear labeled "Racism", his ravaged body hanging from a cross labeled "The Media"? That is how you see him, after all. I guess your new Lord'n'Savior just wasn't worth the extra effort, eh?

Frank Stone said...

And since it relates somewhat, I wanted to share this Facebook posting that came to my attention the other day. It was written by a Mr. Alex Fraser, and I think it deserves to be as widely disseminated as possible.

==========

Dear George Zimmerman,

For the rest of your life you are now going to feel what it's like to be a black man in America.

You will feel people stare at you. Judging you for what you think are unfair reasons. You will lose out on getting jobs for something you feel is outside of your control. You will believe yourself to be an upstanding citizen and wonder why people choose to not see that.

People will cross the street when they see you coming. They will call you hurtful names. It will drive you so insane some days that you'll want to scream at the top of your lungs. But you will have to wake up the next day, put on a firm look and push through life.

I bet you never thought that by shooting a black male you'd end up inheriting all of his struggles.

Enjoy your "freedom."

Sincerely,

A black male who could've been Trayvon Martin

Tog said...

I'm unsure if Zimmerman's latest is evidence that he's aware of what he's in for, or another police-assisted media stunt to paint him up as a victimized superhero.

Anonymous said...

St. Skittles aka Trayvon Martin's... so-called mother Sybrina Fulton:

Media Image="Mother of The Year"-Truth = "Opportunistic, detached, manipulative parasite" taking advantage of dead son for financial reward.

Anonymous said...

Breaking: Smithsonian wants Trayvon Martin's Hoodie.

Brilliant idea, let's glorify thug behavior in the Smithsonian.

CW in LA said...

I repeat my appeal to anonymelonfucker that he do the right thing and die a swift yet painful death like the worthless, racist sack of shit he is.

Tog said...

Keep it up, anon, you're really convincing anyone who reads your posts that it's Those People who are the problem!

THREWS DEY

I wonder how Tinsley knows it happened, if nobody reports on it?

What's the matter, Tins? Liberal media conspiracy won't let you cite Stormfront?

Tinsley and his yelpers are trying to suggest there's an epidemic of "for Trayvon" attacks (without saying so outright--because that isn't the case and everyone knows it). It's not the first time. Last time I asked the yelpers for a source and got nothing (besides downvotes and insults, because FREEDOM). I asked for sources again today; let's watch what happens.

...Hey, remember how outraged Tinsley got when James Byrd Jr. was murdered in Jasper, Texas by white boys? But he's not racist, you are.

CW in LA said...

Well, you know, Tinsh, Melonfuck, and the rest were really looking forward to the riots. And since they never materialized, it's time to move bravely on to the next best thing: Making 'em up.

Borborygmy said...

Asterisked reference to the Drudge Report?

Well, sir, yes, it quite probably didn't happen.

Tog said...

While I'm waiting to check on my homework assignment to the yelpers, let's have an update on another racial controversy!

Even Tinsley wouldn't touch the tragic but fishy "two black kids killed my baby" story when it broke (but that's just because he wasn't ordered to). Hey, how about that: Both parents tested positive for gun shot residue the day of the shooting, and he's accusing her of murdering the baby herself.

And yet two black teenagers are apparently still in jail awaiting trial for the murder.

Elsewhere on Gawker, Cord Jefferson wrote this little beauty of an article, which of course sent the reightwingers into an outraged tizzy because he addresses them in the same condescending manner they like to address blacks. Harumph! Harumph!

(Jefferson took it on the air, as you can watch here. Dang ol' liberal media!!)

Bill the Splut said...

Tom the Dancing Bug takes a look at James K. Poult, who bears a resemblance to a different cloaca-hole fowl.

Frank Stone said...

My favorite part of the dashcam video of Dirty Harry Junior's traffic stop was when the officer told him, "Don't play with your firearm, OK?"

Yeah, Georgie -- fondling your manhood is something that should only be done in the privacy of your bedroom.

Tog said...

FRIED DEY

Hi, Skip! (Skip is very likely our current racist-asshole anon, as he mentioned D&C in yesterday's comments at OregonLive.)

Unsurprisingly, no one provided ANY sources for the "epidemic" of "for Trayvon!!" attacks, and my homework assignment got deleted after a swarm of Very Angry responses (and a flurry of clicks on the crybaby button, no doubt).

"Soundfart" went with a detail-free "there was this thing in Podunk and an attack in Allentown and..." nonsense, which isn't any better than the "you KNOW they happen, you just don't watch anything but MSNBC!!" whinge from the last time (or Tinsley's own citation of Drudge *snicker*).

I can't wait for Tinsley to play that card again! ...But today? Weak sauce, even by Tinsley's standards. Something something somewhere, blame America, waaaa boo hoo hoo.

Thanks to Bill the Splut for the note about Tom the Dancing Bug's latest "Lucky Ducky" adventure. I don't read TTDB as much as I used to, but this one was perfect.

Frank Stone said...

"Look! Look! I drew a second Mallard in this strip even though there was absolutely NO REASON to! I basically made more work for myself! I TOTALLY deserve my paycheck!!"

Bill the Splut said...

@Tog:

I linked to the Thursday Classic TTDB, but they changed the link. Yesterday's would be more interesting to D&C readers.

Tog said...

SATYR DEY

So Tinsley just hears about stuff in the news, runs it through his self-pity filter, adjusting it to the appropriate level ("I'm victimized by this because I'm white/I'm male/I'm conservative/I'm independent/I'm a good tipper/I'm "religious" When It Suits Me/I'm American/I'm a True American If You Know What I Mean")--and decides that's a two-or-three-day joke. Gotcha.

CW in LA said...

Aww c'mon, Tog, don't try and foist such obvious BS on us.

Tinsh, a good tipper? How gullible do you think we are?

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

So the thing is that in the news, the USA isn't the worst at something, and for this, Bruce will bash that horse into Alpo until we all fatten up just to make him stop.

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