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Monday, November 20, 2006

That damned John Kerry

What's Mallard raving about today?

John Kerry.

Almost three weeks late, Mallard belatedly tries to make an issue of John Kerry's gaffe. Only problem is, the entire uproar was manufactured in an attempt to stem the bleeding of the Midterm elections, so bringing it up belatedly makes about as much sense as the whole thing did in the first place.

While I agree with Mallard that allowing John Kerry to host Saturday Night Live would be a very bad idea, given his penchant for gaffes and his overall boringness, I have a feeling we're in for a whole week of John Kerry jokes. Which seems like a good time to remind ourselves that Mallard devoted a single panel to Mark Foley soliciting sex from underage Congressional pages and the coverup of that fact by Republican Leadership.

Finally, if you are going to caricature John Kerry, why in God's name would you compose the panel so his chin is not visible?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It is absolutely obscene that MF and the MFs he represents have twisted a slip, an obviously botched joke by a proven war hero, into a tool to slam him with, when they themselves are almost entirely composed of chicken-hawks who've never lifted an M-16 or slogged one yard in uniform. George Bush was a cheerleader and Cheney was a quintuple deferment, yet these saps have the gall to attack a bronze star winner. What a disgrace!