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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Those damned stoics

What's Mallard raving about today?

Fruitcake.

Actually, Mallard, the reason they endure their ordeal in stoic silence is that they are inanimate objects.

3 comments:

Cedar said...

I know "pun" rhymes with "fun," but I really can't imagine a fruitcake joke that ends with a pun. Any help?

R said...

I'm more concerned about why the 'fruitcake' resembles a steaming bedpan.

pydsr said...

They're not pastries, moron, they're cakes.