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Monday, November 06, 2006

Those damned voters

What's Mallard raving about today?

Voters.

Yeah, you stupid voters. Stay home. Leave voting to the professionals. And by "professionals" we mean only those people Mallard thinks deserve to vote. Come to think of it, we could make this simpler and less expensive if we just made Mallard the Decider and let him Decide the outcome of the election.

Apparently this is what our Democracy has been reduced to...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Democracy? Ah, but that is not what our "Aquatic-American" or whatever the hell he calls himself wants. He wants a DUCKOCRACY. By the ducks, for the ducks. Be warned, if Mallard has his way, eventually the ducks will rule and we will all be crushed under their webbed feet.