What's Mallard raving about today?
Fish, Differences.
Mallard hates anything or anyone who is different. They are not to be celebrated or tolerated. They are to be demeaned and destroyed.
I'd suggest this was a candidate for Creepiest Self Revelation, but we already knew Mallard was an intolerant lackwit.
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Thursday, October 14, 2010
Those damned Kids
What's Mallard raving about today?
Homeschooling.
To Mallard, this is proof that Public Schools are Evil. Anyone with an ounce of intelligence, however, understands that homeschooled kids are a self-selecting group, which probably accounts for differences far more than anything else.
I await instructions on how families which rely on two incomes are supposed to manage homeschooling, by the way.
Homeschooling.
To Mallard, this is proof that Public Schools are Evil. Anyone with an ounce of intelligence, however, understands that homeschooled kids are a self-selecting group, which probably accounts for differences far more than anything else.
I await instructions on how families which rely on two incomes are supposed to manage homeschooling, by the way.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
That damned Costume
What's Mallard raving about today?
Democrats, Political Correctness.
What the hell has this got to do with Political Correctness.
Still, you have to admit this was equally funny in 2006 and 2008, when Mallard went as Incumbent Republicans.
Democrats, Political Correctness.
What the hell has this got to do with Political Correctness.
Still, you have to admit this was equally funny in 2006 and 2008, when Mallard went as Incumbent Republicans.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
That damned Costume
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Hallowe'en.
Yeah, remember how even-tempered republican criticism of then-candidate Obama was? No accusations of being a Socialist, Marxist, or Terrorist.
It wasn't until he entered office and took a huge turn to the Left, a turn which has thrilled and elated his Liberal base, that they suddenly realized he was a Socialist, Marxist, Facist, Kenyan, Terrorist.
I often wonder what it's like to be that self-deluded. I mean, is it peaceful?
President Obama, Hallowe'en.
Yeah, remember how even-tempered republican criticism of then-candidate Obama was? No accusations of being a Socialist, Marxist, or Terrorist.
It wasn't until he entered office and took a huge turn to the Left, a turn which has thrilled and elated his Liberal base, that they suddenly realized he was a Socialist, Marxist, Facist, Kenyan, Terrorist.
I often wonder what it's like to be that self-deluded. I mean, is it peaceful?
Monday, October 11, 2010
That damned Desperation
What's Mallard raving about today?
Democrats, Teabaggers.
I will stipulate to the fact that Democrats are growing desperate.
Mallard's desperate attempt to suggest equivalence between race-based Teabagger conspiracy theories and Democrats pointing out Teabagger race-based conspiracy theories, however, is laughable.
Democrats, Teabaggers.
I will stipulate to the fact that Democrats are growing desperate.
Mallard's desperate attempt to suggest equivalence between race-based Teabagger conspiracy theories and Democrats pointing out Teabagger race-based conspiracy theories, however, is laughable.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
That damned Symbol
What's Mallard raving about today?
Breast cancer, symbols.
WTF? I mean, seriously...WTF?
I'm guessing Mallard's last statement is meant to suggest that he doesn't want his wearing a pink ribbon to be misconstrued as wearing an AIDS ribbon.
But I may be assuming Mallard's a bigger asshole than he really is. Not sure that's actually possible, but, honestly...anyone have a different explanation for the end to today's strip?
Breast cancer, symbols.
WTF? I mean, seriously...WTF?
I'm guessing Mallard's last statement is meant to suggest that he doesn't want his wearing a pink ribbon to be misconstrued as wearing an AIDS ribbon.
But I may be assuming Mallard's a bigger asshole than he really is. Not sure that's actually possible, but, honestly...anyone have a different explanation for the end to today's strip?
Saturday, October 09, 2010
Friday, October 08, 2010
That damned Search
What's Mallard raving about today?
Muslims.
Hey, guess what? It seems like Mallard hates Muslims.
Knock me over with a feather.
Muslims.
Hey, guess what? It seems like Mallard hates Muslims.
Knock me over with a feather.
Thursday, October 07, 2010
That damned Interview
What's Mallard raving about today?
Muslims
Stop watching Fox News and maybe your head will come out of your ass.
Muslims
Stop watching Fox News and maybe your head will come out of your ass.
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
Those damned Protests
What's Mallard raving about today?
Muslims, Violence.
So, Mallard is telling you that he would support anyone who chose to burn the Bible to protest pedophile Catholic Priests, Evangelical Doctor Murderers, or Southern Baptist Terrorists.
On a serious note, however, Mallard's bully qualities are showing. He's the fat, stupid kid who punches another kid in the playground and then taunts the victim for reacting to the provocation.
Muslims, Violence.
So, Mallard is telling you that he would support anyone who chose to burn the Bible to protest pedophile Catholic Priests, Evangelical Doctor Murderers, or Southern Baptist Terrorists.
On a serious note, however, Mallard's bully qualities are showing. He's the fat, stupid kid who punches another kid in the playground and then taunts the victim for reacting to the provocation.
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
That damned Panic
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
On 5 October, 2010, Mallard Fillmore called the 2012 election for Sarah Palin.
Mark it down.
President Obama
On 5 October, 2010, Mallard Fillmore called the 2012 election for Sarah Palin.
Mark it down.
Monday, October 04, 2010
Those damned Throwers
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama.
Wow, way to torture the English language there, Mallard.
Again, however, you have no standing to discuss President Obama's popularity as it meant nothing to you when it was high, and you made no mention of President Bush's as it sank to levels Obama detractors can only fantasize about.
President Obama.
Wow, way to torture the English language there, Mallard.
Again, however, you have no standing to discuss President Obama's popularity as it meant nothing to you when it was high, and you made no mention of President Bush's as it sank to levels Obama detractors can only fantasize about.
Sunday, October 03, 2010
That damned Movement
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mammals, Dinosaurs, Teabaggers.
Hmmm. That mammal seems to have some extremely inflamed testicles.
And he appears to be masturbating.
Not much of a Teabagger, really.
Mammals, Dinosaurs, Teabaggers.
Hmmm. That mammal seems to have some extremely inflamed testicles.
And he appears to be masturbating.
Not much of a Teabagger, really.
Saturday, October 02, 2010
That damned Substance
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Previous Administration: Jacked up the deficit to unheard of levels, started an unnecessary war, handed out tax breaks to the filthy rich, bailed out Banks, ruined schools, drowned an American city, blatantly committed War Crimes including torture, Openly violated the Constitution.
Current Administration: Passed some of Healthcare reform, Passed some Financial reform, nominally ended the Iraq War, Rescued the U.S. Auto Industry, Passed Stimulus program, stopped torture.
Substance, indeed.
President Obama
Previous Administration: Jacked up the deficit to unheard of levels, started an unnecessary war, handed out tax breaks to the filthy rich, bailed out Banks, ruined schools, drowned an American city, blatantly committed War Crimes including torture, Openly violated the Constitution.
Current Administration: Passed some of Healthcare reform, Passed some Financial reform, nominally ended the Iraq War, Rescued the U.S. Auto Industry, Passed Stimulus program, stopped torture.
Substance, indeed.
Friday, October 01, 2010
That damned Candidate
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
It doesn't happen often, but in this case, I happen to agree.
That said, I'll still take this President Obama over the destructive twit who preceded him.
President Obama
It doesn't happen often, but in this case, I happen to agree.
That said, I'll still take this President Obama over the destructive twit who preceded him.
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