I know he won't respond, but here's the email I sent to Tinsley (mallardmail@gmail.com, in case anyone else wants to pile on):
Hey--
I've been really enjoying your strips this week pointing out how all Muslims are barbaric, subhuman savages. I know some people who claim that it's somehow "wrong" or "unfair" or "monstrously evil" to dehumanize a quarter of the world's population, but they've just been influenced by the liberal media. I keep TELLING them that the only reliable sources for news are Fox, Rush, and Stormfront, but they just won't listen. Pft.
Anyway, good luck with the Nobel Prize thing. I'm pretty sure spewing mindless bigotry is exactly what the committee members are looking for, so you should be in like Flynn.
Yesterday: Mallard compares non-violent Muslims to Sasquatch.
Today: Mallard decides that he was too subtle yesterday, and just repeats the same joke but explains it in the process, because the vast majority of the public just isn't as smart as him and needs that extra helping hand in understanding racism. Thanks, Mallard!
Why isn't Bruce doing strips complaining about Newsday's blatant trampling of his First Amendment rights? Could his hatred of the Liberal Media not extend so far as risking losing one paper carrying him?
@Muslim-hate-o-thon: It's even harder to spot the rare Right wing nutjobs who arn't racist pricks group. I have this video of a rally but it's hard to spot them as there is "over 2 million" of them.
@cellphone Mallard hates technology, simply becuase like everything else it confounds him.
The only reasonable explanation for this week's Hate-A-Thon is the Tinshley is jealous of the attention that the Koran-burner got. He's hoping that if he gets outrageous enough, he'll get into the news.
This is a disgusting bit of spit-licking but it's a business model his kind has tried before. He's got to do something to compensate for the loss of so many newspapers carrying his "comic".
How many newspapers have dropped him? Ask King Features. They're obviously not fronting him any money for promotional purposes. That's gotta sting. Maybe Brewski's idea is to get noticed by Fox and parley it into a seat on "Fox and Friends" - the show that reported on the $1 billion sale of jetpacks to LA cops.
I want to say why bother getting mad, he's just preaching to the choir.
Then I remember the violence against Americans. Some were Muslim, one was Sikh, some just had dark skin. (Or weren't American at all - a Greek preacher (Orthodox?) was assaulted in Florida not long after the Fort Hood shootings.)
Also, I repudiate this because some of you are offended and just can't take a joke.
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I know he won't respond, but here's the email I sent to Tinsley (mallardmail@gmail.com, in case anyone else wants to pile on):
Hey--
I've been really enjoying your strips this week pointing out how all Muslims are barbaric, subhuman savages. I know some people who claim that it's somehow "wrong" or "unfair" or "monstrously evil" to dehumanize a quarter of the world's population, but they've just been influenced by the liberal media. I keep TELLING them that the only reliable sources for news are Fox, Rush, and Stormfront, but they just won't listen. Pft.
Anyway, good luck with the Nobel Prize thing. I'm pretty sure spewing mindless bigotry is exactly what the committee members are looking for, so you should be in like Flynn.
Your biggest fan,
GeoX
As a white male, I repudiate this cartoon.
Y'know what? I'm just gonna let Batman set Batshit straight.
Yesterday: Mallard compares non-violent Muslims to Sasquatch.
Today: Mallard decides that he was too subtle yesterday, and just repeats the same joke but explains it in the process, because the vast majority of the public just isn't as smart as him and needs that extra helping hand in understanding racism. Thanks, Mallard!
In today's Newsday replacement strip, Mallard says he hates that everybody uses cell phones.
In today's Islamophobia strip, Tinsley says he thinks that people who read his strip are idiots.
Being Tinsley means never having to say you're funny.
Why isn't Bruce doing strips complaining about Newsday's blatant trampling of his First Amendment rights? Could his hatred of the Liberal Media not extend so far as risking losing one paper carrying him?
(Yes)
@Muslim-hate-o-thon: It's even harder to spot the rare Right wing nutjobs who arn't racist pricks group.
I have this video of a rally but it's hard to spot them as there is "over 2 million" of them.
@cellphone Mallard hates technology, simply becuase like everything else it confounds him.
Well, this stunningly original development leaves me with just one thing to say. [Insert yesterday's comment here.]
And now Mallard will take a moment to repudiate some of the more violent Christians...
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Sorry folks, we might be here a while.
The only reasonable explanation for this week's Hate-A-Thon is the Tinshley is jealous of the attention that the Koran-burner got. He's hoping that if he gets outrageous enough, he'll get into the news.
This is a disgusting bit of spit-licking but it's a business model his kind has tried before. He's got to do something to compensate for the loss of so many newspapers carrying his "comic".
How many newspapers have dropped him? Ask King Features. They're obviously not fronting him any money for promotional purposes. That's gotta sting. Maybe Brewski's idea is to get noticed by Fox and parley it into a seat on "Fox and Friends" - the show that reported on the $1 billion sale of jetpacks to LA cops.
I want to say why bother getting mad, he's just preaching to the choir.
Then I remember the violence against Americans. Some were Muslim, one was Sikh, some just had dark skin. (Or weren't American at all - a Greek preacher (Orthodox?) was assaulted in Florida not long after the Fort Hood shootings.)
Also, I repudiate this because some of you are offended and just can't take a joke.
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