What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Previous Administration: Jacked up the deficit to unheard of levels, started an unnecessary war, handed out tax breaks to the filthy rich, bailed out Banks, ruined schools, drowned an American city, blatantly committed War Crimes including torture, Openly violated the Constitution.
Current Administration: Passed some of Healthcare reform, Passed some Financial reform, nominally ended the Iraq War, Rescued the U.S. Auto Industry, Passed Stimulus program, stopped torture.
Substance, indeed.
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Not only is Obama an evil islamosocialist who's betrayed us all by governing WAY, WAY to the left of where he campaigned, destroying the country with his ebil Marxist ways, but he's also a pure style-over-substance lightweight who can't accomplish ANYTHING meaningful. Okay, Tinsley.
It's like I've often said: there's nothing that even vaguely resembles thought here. It's just pure OOGA BOOGA! OBAMA BAD! TINSLEY HATE!
Either that table's something like five feet high, or Obama's meant to be some sort of midget.
I'm afraid to even speculate what Batshit considers "substance."
...Okay, I will anyway: A padded crotch and a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner?
Off-topic: Not normally what you'd consider like-minded souls, Batshit and Mark Sanchez have discovered common ground: TEH MEEDJA IZ CONTROLLED BY JON STEWART'Z MASSIV JEWSPIRACY!!1 Maybe they can go shopping with Mel Gibson sometime.
Apparently the baskets represent how much attention the press gives to each aspect of Obama's presidency.
Callback: I wonder if Batshit will refer to this as an "outstanding success" two week hence.
What'd'ya think? Should I hold my breath?
Enthusiasm gap, schmenthusiasm gap. Without the benefit of months and months of advertising and promotion on Fox News Channel (in fact, I'm only aware of Ed Schultz on MSNBC doing any kind of TV promotion), the One Nation Working Together rally in Washington DC has gathered more supporters than Glenn Beck's much ballyhooed rally, which I will lovingly refer to as "Whitestock".
Sadly, no flocks of geese have been reported flying overhead.
How different history would be if only one of those geese had taken a massive shit on Beck's face that day. Actually, he then probably would have said that it was the Devil attacking him because Satan loves Obama.
WV: misti; I'm getting all misti-eyed thinking of Tinsley's reaction if the hypothetical shitting in question hadn't been from a goose, but instead another type of waterfowl...
Why would someone have two in-boxes on their desk labelled "style" and "substance"?
I have a trash can in my house labelled "Put Mallard Fillmore 'Comics' Here", which makes infinitely more sense.
Again Tinshley attacks Obama from the progressive POV?
Republicans complain Obama has done too much SO why is their pet duck disagreeing?
@Steve-O --
OTOH, I lined the litter box with old MF comics and now my cat refuses to use it. She just looks at me and says, "Why? It would be redundant."
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