What's Mallard raving about today?
Keith Olbermann.
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
Honestly, quite apart from his Right Wing Water-Carrying and reflexive repetition of whatever Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh tell him to think, Mallard Fillmore is a less likable being than Crankshaft.
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
That damned Hallowe'en
What's Mallard raving about today?
Hallowe'en, Washington.
For Mallard, Hallowe'en apparently means Crime, Spending, Corruption, and "etc."
Oh, and by the way, Mallard. It's "Woo" not "Boo."
Hallowe'en, Washington.
For Mallard, Hallowe'en apparently means Crime, Spending, Corruption, and "etc."
Oh, and by the way, Mallard. It's "Woo" not "Boo."
Thursday, October 29, 2009
That damned blessing
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Racism, Reverend Al Sharpton.
I had no idea this crisis had grown so acute...Mallard Fillmore truly has his finger on the pulse of...well, some sort of America that exists only in his own mind.
President Obama, Racism, Reverend Al Sharpton.
I had no idea this crisis had grown so acute...Mallard Fillmore truly has his finger on the pulse of...well, some sort of America that exists only in his own mind.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
That damned Return
What's Mallard raving about today?
The same thing as yesterday.
What if wondering about returning things is racist?
We get it Mallard. You're not subtle. Please move on.
The same thing as yesterday.
What if wondering about returning things is racist?
We get it Mallard. You're not subtle. Please move on.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
That damned Costume
What's Mallard raving about today?
Liberals, President Obama, Racism.
"Man those Liberals are stupid. Not real Liberals, of course. The ones in my head, though. Scary stupid!"
Liberals, President Obama, Racism.
"Man those Liberals are stupid. Not real Liberals, of course. The ones in my head, though. Scary stupid!"
Monday, October 26, 2009
That damned Prize
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Nobel Peace Prize, President Obama.
President Obama was responsible for removing dangerously unstable Neocons from power. No one in 2009 did anything better than that to make the world a more peaceful place.
The Nobel Peace Prize, President Obama.
President Obama was responsible for removing dangerously unstable Neocons from power. No one in 2009 did anything better than that to make the world a more peaceful place.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Those damned Teabaggers
What's Mallard raving about today?
Teabaggers, Politicians, The Media.
Quite a little seld-important fantasy world Mallard lives in.
Teabaggers, Politicians, The Media.
Quite a little seld-important fantasy world Mallard lives in.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
That damned U.N.
What's Mallard raving about today?
The U.N.
For anyone with a hint of decency or shame, it would be pretty tough to cast stones about speeches made at the U.N. after Colin Powell's performance.
For Mallard...
The U.N.
For anyone with a hint of decency or shame, it would be pretty tough to cast stones about speeches made at the U.N. after Colin Powell's performance.
For Mallard...
Friday, October 23, 2009
That dmaned Czar
What's Mallard raving about today?
Czars, Pet Peeves.
Take one teaspoon of Faux Outrage, ginned up by Fox Propaganda. Add a tablespoon of Self-Righteous Pet Peeve. Inexplicably, garnish with people watching TV.
The result...whatever the hell this mess is.
Czars, Pet Peeves.
Take one teaspoon of Faux Outrage, ginned up by Fox Propaganda. Add a tablespoon of Self-Righteous Pet Peeve. Inexplicably, garnish with people watching TV.
The result...whatever the hell this mess is.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
That damned change
What's Mallard raving about today?
Change.
What? I mean, seriously. What?
Another 2009 Golden Flash nominee, I think.
Change.
What? I mean, seriously. What?
Another 2009 Golden Flash nominee, I think.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Those damned Journalists
What's Mallard raving about today?
Teabaggers, Journalists.
I recall a complete hissy fit when someone submitted a videowhich compared President Bush to Hitler to a MoveOn.org contest...an episode which Republicans continue to lie about.
Anti-war protests, as a general rule, got very little coverage, since the contradicted the prevailing media narrative about the Patriotic War, despite the fact that they actually drew large crowds (as opposed to lying about the size of the crowd).
Protesters were arrested for wearing anti-Bush T-Shirts.
Mallard Fillmore: Equivalency FAIL.
Teabaggers, Journalists.
I recall a complete hissy fit when someone submitted a videowhich compared President Bush to Hitler to a MoveOn.org contest...an episode which Republicans continue to lie about.
Anti-war protests, as a general rule, got very little coverage, since the contradicted the prevailing media narrative about the Patriotic War, despite the fact that they actually drew large crowds (as opposed to lying about the size of the crowd).
Protesters were arrested for wearing anti-Bush T-Shirts.
Mallard Fillmore: Equivalency FAIL.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
That damned Timing
What's Mallard raving about today?
Olympics, Generals, Polls, President Obama.
Most hilarious Mallard Fillmore ever.
Unintentionally, of course.
Since writing this, the President won the Nobel Peace Prize and his approval ratings have been increasing for a while now.
Can't wait for Mallard's Nobel Peace Prize as Affirmation Action screed to join this in the Republican Cognitive Dissonance Hall of Fame.
Olympics, Generals, Polls, President Obama.
Most hilarious Mallard Fillmore ever.
Unintentionally, of course.
Since writing this, the President won the Nobel Peace Prize and his approval ratings have been increasing for a while now.
Can't wait for Mallard's Nobel Peace Prize as Affirmation Action screed to join this in the Republican Cognitive Dissonance Hall of Fame.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Those damned Oscars
What's Mallard raving about today?
Roman Polanski, Hollywood.
I offer no defense for Roman Polanski apologists.
But, as usual, Mallard takes the statements and actions of individuals and imputes them to an entire segment of people whom he either detests as a predetermined fact or chooses to detest as a result. Counter-examples within the segment are not welcome, thank you very much.
Either way it's intellectually lazy. I mean, if you're going to spend your life being a Hater, then at least show some pride in your work.
Roman Polanski, Hollywood.
I offer no defense for Roman Polanski apologists.
But, as usual, Mallard takes the statements and actions of individuals and imputes them to an entire segment of people whom he either detests as a predetermined fact or chooses to detest as a result. Counter-examples within the segment are not welcome, thank you very much.
Either way it's intellectually lazy. I mean, if you're going to spend your life being a Hater, then at least show some pride in your work.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
That damned Car Alarm
What's Mallard raving about today?
Car Alarms.
There's a Socialist Fascist in the White House, and you're complaining about car alarms?
Why do you hate America, Mallard?
Car Alarms.
There's a Socialist Fascist in the White House, and you're complaining about car alarms?
Why do you hate America, Mallard?
Saturday, October 17, 2009
That damned Shirt
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Apologies.
Actually, there is a limit. Once for pretty much each action the Bush Administration took. Though, I admit, in that case a T-Shirt may be more effective.
President Obama, Apologies.
Actually, there is a limit. Once for pretty much each action the Bush Administration took. Though, I admit, in that case a T-Shirt may be more effective.
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