Project Wonderful Banner

Sunday, July 31, 2011

That damned Soup

What's Mallard raving about today?

Cavemen, Soup.

Isn't that cute. Mallard is trying to use a scientific term. Of course, he has no idea what he's talking about, but it's still cute.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Those damned Jobs

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama

Having, as far as he can tell, plumbed the depth of humor available in the rogue teleprompter series, mallard moves on to criticize President Obama for wanting a second term.

Friday, July 29, 2011

That damned Stand-Up

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama

Wake me when its over.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

That damned Location

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama

This is the raving of an unhinged mad man/duck.

An unhinged mad man without anything legitimate to gripe about, so he's wildly inventing things to gripe about.

It might be sad, if Mallard were worth of even the smallest amount of sympathy...but he's not.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

That damned Teleprompter

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Teleprompters

Someone wake me when this particular series of gripes is over.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

That damned Inheritance

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Accents

Some of you, eh? Seriously, Mallard, you're not only the only one talking about this, you're also the only one who is bothered by it.

With the Economy lagging, the US about to default on its debt, three wars, and a host of other ills facing us...Mallard is bothered about the way someone speaks.

Congratulations, newspapers everywhere, for setting aside space for this cutting-edge commentary.

Monday, July 25, 2011

That damned Arugula

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama.

Mallard Fillmore hates politicians who speak differently when campaigning or when addressing the public.

Mallard Fillmore hates President Reagan and Winston Churchill...to name just two people.

The only funny thing about today's effort by Mallard is that he believe anyone cares about this particular gripe.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

That damned Desire

What's Mallard raving about today?

Human Interaction, Politics.

The person closest to Mallard asks for human contact, human interaction.

Mallard, instead, provides a lame political "joke."

Anyone surprised?

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Monday, July 18, 2011

Sunday, July 17, 2011

That damned Jeffrey

What's Mallard raving about today?

Social Networking.

Ummm, OK. So, Jeffrey is using his computer, staring at it with an expression of deepest rage, and ignoring his wife and visitor.

Anyone else feel like we're deep into creepy unintentional self-revelation territory here?

By the way, break...not a lecture.