What's Mallard raving about today?
What does she see in him?
Well, they certainly wouldn't want her in the Tea Party!
Sweetheart, I can guarandamntee you're never going to get any of those things from Mallard. Time to give Homo sapiens another shot.
Hope you enjoyed your vay-kay, Day-Kay!Y'know, Batshit used to insist he was "independent," rather than neocon. I really doubt anyone found him more attractive for it.
Text from missing panel:"What the fuck are you talking about? You know, you really are an asshole."
Can somebody please kick Tinsh in the balls until he coughs up walnuts?
Knowing Tinsh's history, he'd probably cough up Frangelico instead.
The duck is sauced, as usual, and thinks he's speaking truth to the teevee set again. For the duck, as for Tin Eye, reality begins with a headache and ends with the next drink.
When asked "Do you know what I'm saying?", Mallard Fillmore's honest answer would ALWAYS be "No."To any question.PRO TIP: This is not a badge of honor!
I see Ducky's got a nice, big brewski. Clearly the Research never ends.
Ironically, after getting pulled over later that night, Mallard gets courted and romanced in an 8x10 cell.
"See, this is what I mean. You're not even listening to what I'm saying -- you're just staring into your beer and muttering mean-spirited quips."I want a divorce, Bruce."
Uhhhh, Mallard? She's breaking up with you.I disagree, Steve-O; the text missing from the next panel is, "I already moved my things out; don't call me again."
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