What's Mallard raving about today?
Yes, that's right, Batshit: we don't mock her because she's an attention-grubbing halfwit who won't go away despite her repeatedly-demonstrated incompetence in all fields (including parenting); we just hate her. Nothing more.Same reason we mock you! Not because you're a lazy creep who's doing the Mallard-splayed-in-front-of-the-TV panel for the nth time; we just hate. Hate you. Hate America. Hate Baby Jesus. Hate life itself. HATE HATE HATEYes, that's the ticket.
Oh, Brucie -- she's still never going to know or care who you are.And even if she somehow did learn of your existence, she certainly wouldn't find you so transcendently compelling that she'd dump Todd and make you Mr. Sarah Palin. Even no-class political streetwalkers have standards.
At least nobody called Sarah Palin a dick on live TV. Although, with her outrageous and mostly untrue criticism of everything liberal it wouldn't be an inaccurate characterization.
Maybe the media would be better off calling dead people "anorexic, bulemic, narcissist(s)".Coultergeist sighting
I don't think those are words that skanky, bony-assed harpy should be throwing around, any more than Mallard should be making fun of A. Weiner for showing pics of his crotch.
The Baskin Alaskin can't even impress your local news team, the Easiest Audience in the World.Pro Tip: when, "hey, Sarah, how's it going?" is a gotcha question? It's time to jump ship.
This is so close to the perfect summation of a Dullard strip's humorlessness and Brucie's paranoid, imagined personal version of reality! But to paraphrase Christopher Walken on SNL, it "Needs More '....'""We now....pause....for....ten seconds....for the four dots....for the....BOOZE TO KICK IN! LOVE SARAH....HATE HUMANITY!....passing out now...."
If Palin can't handle the press, she sure can't handle the Russians.Not that we'll ever find out. She wasn't invited to the Koch brothers' secret meeting of governors probably because they (while evil) aren't stupid enough to waste their money on a loser.
For a guy who hates the whole "self-esteem" stuff of the new century, he's certainly keen on protecting Palin's.
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