What's Mallard raving about today?
U.S. History, Americans
First two pieces of bad news are both uncited and as likely pulled from cloaca as based in actual fact.
The second, especially, sounds very much like a Fox fact (e.g., a Lie).
The third, is notable because 100% of these High School Students spent their Elementary and Middle School years under policies from the Bush Administration during a period in which Republicans controlled virtually all the levers of Government.
Which is to say that I am sure this is all the Democrats fault.
By the way, on this 4th of July, Mallard would prefer you have a lecture, rather than a break.