Those damned Gaffes

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Media, Joe Biden

You lie, Mallard. Fox is too busy fainting over the alarming fact that the President used a binder clip to cover the Vice President.

That damned charge

What's Mallard raving about today?

Restaurants

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A in the Mallard Fillmore parade of strange and petty grievances about the world around him.

That damned Comparison

What's Mallard raving about today?

Al Gore, Global Warming, Liberals

Meanwhile, Governor Rick Perry compared his denial of climate change to Galileo Galilei, officially demonstrating that Know-Nothingness is now a litmus test for Republican aspirants.

Sept 11, 2001

What's Mallard talking about today?

Out of respect for the victims of 9/11, including those Men and Women who died in a subsequent and totally unnecessary and unrelated war, I won't comment on Mallard Fillmore.

That damned King

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Economy, Burger King

Mallard Fillmore finds unemployment funny. Not that he's heartless. It's just that unemployed people are funny.

That damned Advisor

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, The Economy.

The Republicans, by contrast, simply don;t care about the economy because the Koch brothers are doing just fine.

Those damned Mobs

What's Mallard raving about today?

Sociology, Flash Mobs

Much better to study journalism and spend your life drawing poorly and not making jokes (or sense).

That damned Riddance

What's Mallard raving about today?

NBC News, Western Civilization

Mallard Fillmore believes that NBC News, part of NBC Universal, a joint venture of Comcast and General Electric, desires the end of Western Civilization.

Question for the Comments: Name something less tethered to reality than Mallard Fillmore.

That damned Europe

What's Mallard raving about today?

Europe

Mallard Fillmore decides he should continue demonstrating his lack of understanding of, well...pretty much everything.

Those damned Goats

What's Mallard raving about today?

Goats, Europe.

Because Europe is the one with a band of lunatics bent on destroying the Global economy by suggesting the United States should default on it's debt.

That damned Pastime

What's Mallard raving about today?

Baseball, Football

Mallard's attitude toward sports and politics is the same. Despite all evidence to the contrary, he assumes everyone agrees with him.

That damned Teacher

What's Mallard raving about today?

Teachers

Mallard Fillmore in a nutshell: Draconian cuts to education (which could have been avoided had we eliminated tax breaks for the wealthy) result in layoffs. But it's the seniority system in Education that's to blame.

I find it hard to imagine anyone could actually be as unintelligent as Mallard Fillmore. Then he publishes his thoughts every day in comic form and I have to realize I am being terribly optimistic.

That damned Base

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN

Wait, what? I thought Obama supporters were supposed to be mindless automatons under his Svengali-like sway?

That damned Election

What's Mallard raving about today?

Elections

It doesn't happen often, but I have no disagreement with Mallard Fillmore today.

That damned Imagination

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Americans

Melty-face President Obama is wrong. If you want things to get better you have to rout the crazies out of power.