What's Mallard raving about today?
Why does Mallard hate the free market?If he doesn't like the place, he is "free to choose" somewhere else.... unless his date is paying.
I see the problem here. The waitress is a ninja! Obviously, ninjas are better at killing people with throwing stars and poison darts than serving food. Duh!
Man, he's sure sticking it to that "stacked food" trend that originated during the mid-'80s and had pretty much fizzled out by the new millennium.I expect the rest of the week will be complaints about how everyone's wearing bell bottoms these days and that there's too many brands of American-made automobile to choose from.
Note that Mallard's silhouetted dinner date is clearly the Star Trek salt monster. Who else would date that miserable whiner?
Meanwhile, in reality, The Climate Reality Project has some neat stuff going on that is sure to enrage the deniers ... since it's based on actual facts. Wouldn't it be funny if Mallard Fillmore started researching the impacts of global climate change, and had the courage to stand up to his conservative denialist backers?
Hah! Take THAT, some chefs of some restaurants who plate some of their dishes vertically instead of leaving an inch of white space between foods like they're feeding an eight-year-old!You've been SERVED!
Next: Mallard sits silently trying not to smirk at us as a weenie straw-liberal waiter willfully neglects to cut the crusts off of his PB&J. Damned nanny state!
Actually, I think Ducky is upset because he was going to order pancakes.
I'm betting that the only reason Tinsley gets such bad service is because he constantly badmouths all of them.
Oh sure, the one time where "arugula" would fit in just fine and Bruce the Douche goes and fucks that one up too.
Tinsley's bitter because restaurant food always tastes like spit (starting with the second time he visits a given restaurant).
They serve wine at an IHOP?
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