What's Mallard raving about today?
When the only choices we're offered are Status Quo and Teabagger-driven Totalitarian Idiocracy, then yeah: Go Status Quo!
I feel like I'm supposed to be put off by this, but I have no idea what it's supposed to mean, sooooooo yeah. I'll just be one my way, then?
Umm....what??I'll status quo my own old comment:IS BIG CRIME TO MAKE ANY SENSE ON BRUCE-ZARRO WORLD!
If only aging hippies vote Obama, why is the GOP trying to disenfranchise 900,000 voters in Ohio alone?
Okay, let me see if I can tease out the meaning of this "comic". First we have a liberal (we know this because he wears a ponytail, and in case it wasn't obvious enough he's wearing an Obama shirt). His right sleeve makes the statement (in quotation marks for God knows what reason) "Hope and Change". In reply, the stick in the guy's hand says "is sooooo three years ago". Now I'm lost. I can only assume that the right sleeve is some sort of right-wing code for "Liberals bad", and then the stick (which is code for "hit liberals with a stick") is replying because the right-wing talks softly and carries a big stick. Which is sort of strange since every time my TV hovers on Fox News for more than 10 seconds, a right-wing idiot is screaming at me.I'm going to go kill myself now.
Look, Batshit, we know you just reguritate whatever you're fed as you slather your tongue across the sole of the boot on your face, but aim for a little consistency, will you?One week, Batshit's dancing about because 'tis the season for certain "progressives" to start crying "betrayal" and threatening to exercise the Nader Option; this week, his stereotypical Straw-Hippie is declaring his unyielding devotion to the Same Ol' Same Ol'.Meanwhile, Batshit himself roots for a return to the status quo of the Cheney years--because that and worse are all the current candidates have to offer--putting the lie to all his nonsense about being just as critical of the GOP as any Dem.Nowhere in Mallard Fillmore will be mentioned the Party of No's neverending campaign to "make it impossible for (Obama) to govern as a Democrat" regardless of the harm done to the nation. Truth to power? In Mallard Fillmore?!? 404 NOT FOUND LOL.
Has he turned the strip over to an intern?
Where can I buy one of these Obama T-shirts with a gold logo on it, and a collar that goes all the way up the back of my neck?Anyway, the punch line is that hippies... they... something about a ponytail.
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