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Thursday, September 15, 2011

That damned Dream

What's Mallard raving about today?

TV

Mallard Fillmore hates the Free Market. And TV.

And yet, it is his sole source of companionship and "information" (aka Lies). He spends 20+ hours per day with TV.

12 comments:

Kip W said...

The sleep of hype produces dullards.

Anonymous said...

Totally baffling. As usual, I just don't get it.

dlauthor said...

Tinshley, of course, hates this idea because it would chronicle the lives of brown people, and nothing short of last call makes him so furious as the treatment of brown people as people.

Tog said...

"We have to bring American values to the rest of the world! ...Oh, shit! We're bringing American values to the rest of the world!"
-- The Incredible Two-Headed Tinsley

rewinn said...

A much better TV series: Real Mom is fired from job for donating kidney to save life of son

Every week, we'd see hilarious stories of Real Americans losing their jobs because of medical problems!!! The theme song would, of course, be "Let Them Die!" by the Teapartiers!

exanonymous said...

I like how the reader wouldn't understand that the man in the picture is a Hollywood exec unless he's wearing shades and smoking a cigar.

In bed.

Wait, that's a fortune cookie game, isn't it?

Bill the Splut said...

This pretty much defines the "WTF" tag.

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Tinsley makes the right point for the worst possible reason. A man who was not an incredible monster would be saying that the influence of greedy capitalistic cultures might corrupt the traditional values of cultures. Tinsley says that the Jewish Nazis in Hollywood are plotting with the Islamic Communists in bad place that Tinsley cannot name to destroy civilization in the Deep South Confederate States, the only places he thinks have culture.

Word Verification: Halls, the halls of a museum dedicated to Tinsley's evil would be a million miles long each.

DiR said...

No.
Jesus.
Retard; when you do a dream sequence: SHOW THE DREAM.
This is not a dream, it's a thought bubble.
Goddammit.
It's not even a funny premise, and you can't manage to land it.

Tog said...

Since Batshit enjoys ranting and raving every time a black "Reverend" like Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton says something monumentally idiotic, I'm sure he'll want to prove just how "dead" racism is by taking Pat Robertson to task for his claim that a spouse's Alzheimer's is grounds for divorce.

...Right?

Steve-O said...

This could have been soooo much better. If Tinsley had only drawn the...Oh fuck it, why bother?

deepbeep said...

I count 2 lumps in the bedsheet for his feet. What are the other ones?