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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Those damned Jobs

What's Mallard raving about today?

Jobs, Economists

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! People are unemployed. Hilarious.

I wonder what could be to blame for the lack of jobs?


Tog said...

Obama says we have to act now in the best interest of the nation: (cue scary music) ...FEARMONGERING!!!1

The GOP holds the economy hostage until the Already Preposterous Wealthy get even more loopholes while the unemployed get even more of the shaft: (cue Star-Spangled Banner instrumental) ...PRINCIPLED!!!1

DiR said...

I'm not even clicking today's strip. I know what's it's going to be, because he's only done the exact same thing 50 times this year.
Letsee, Obama thinking to himself, reading a newspaper about bad economic news, with a projectionist punchline?

rewinn said...

The GOP has become the party of treason.

They talk about Obama destroying America to cover up the fact that they really are destroying America. Now they're holding hostage money to rebuild America after recent storms.

Tog said...


"Ha HA! WRONG!! It's Mallard looking at us and saying something! You'd probably say something yourself, something fuzzy-headed and liberal, like, 'isn't that exactly what he did yesterday,' but ha HA! You'd be WRONG AGAIN! Yesterday Mallard looked at us and THOUGHT something! And his head was at a slight ANGLE! Bruce Tinsley works hard speaking TRUTH to POWER! and Sarah Palin's gonna be the next President of These States and then you'll be sorry! We'll ALL be sorry! Ha ha HA!"

exanonymous said...

Well, conservatives are partially right.

The US WOULD have more jobs if businesses were regulated and taxed less.

Safe jobs where adult Americans can make a living wage with decent hours is whole different story.

Kip W said...

You can tell they're liberal economists. If they were smart enough to recite conservative talking points, they'd all have nice wingnut welfare to fall back on.

Bill the Splut said...

If you got a fat check for working 5 minutes a day spewing out the same crap, you'd laugh at the unemployed, too. Making Mallard is like expecting a paycheck for being able to wipe your own ass without getting too much on your face.

CW in LA said...

...and continuing to get that paycheck even when you fail to meet that laughably low standard.

CW in LA said...

Oh, but anyway, way to Speak Truth To Power, Brews, zinging the unemployed like that.

wv: What Tinsh and his duck most assuredly are not.

CW in LA said...

Cripes, the wv word I left out was "sweet"

Frank Stone said...

Mallard's expression has now deteriorated from "stunned with a hammer" to "hallucinating that his co-workers' faces are melting".

Seriously, Mallard: Neurologist. Now.

DiR said...

DAMMIT, sounds like he went with option B: thinking duck head with Downs Syndrome.