What's Mallard raving about today?
Hippies, Congressional Funding
Yet another Fillmore Foundation study reinforces the prejudice of the study's sponsor, without any facts behind it. Shocking.
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Sunday, October 16, 2011
Saturday, October 15, 2011
That damned Subsidy
What's Mallard raving about today?
Subsidies, Solyndra, Ethanol
Fascinating that subsidies to the most profitable companies on earth (oil companies) didn't make Mallard's newspaper.
Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "predictable."
Subsidies, Solyndra, Ethanol
Fascinating that subsidies to the most profitable companies on earth (oil companies) didn't make Mallard's newspaper.
Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "predictable."
Friday, October 14, 2011
Those damned Guidelines
What's Mallard raving about today?
CFLs
Throw it in the trash.
Apparently it takes Mallard several years to read that sentence. I am not surprised.
CFLs
Throw it in the trash.
Apparently it takes Mallard several years to read that sentence. I am not surprised.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
That damned Study
What's Mallard raving about today?
Voters, President Obama
The Fillmore Foundation: Producing fake studies supporting conclusions which, surprisingly, support the entrenched views of its ideological masters since whenever Mallard's fevered imagination first came up with the idea for a fake foundation.
Exactly like every actual Right Wing "Think" Tank in existence.
Voters, President Obama
The Fillmore Foundation: Producing fake studies supporting conclusions which, surprisingly, support the entrenched views of its ideological masters since whenever Mallard's fevered imagination first came up with the idea for a fake foundation.
Exactly like every actual Right Wing "Think" Tank in existence.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
That damned Demographic
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Voters
Mallard Fillmore: People only voted for President Obama because he is Black. Wait, why are you calling me a racist?
President Obama, Voters
Mallard Fillmore: People only voted for President Obama because he is Black. Wait, why are you calling me a racist?
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
That damned Book
What's Mallard raving about today?
Ron Suskind, President Obama
Hmmmmmm, I don't recall Mallard's footnoted reference to Suskind's writing about President Bush, but I am sure he gave equal space and credence to Suskind when he was writing about a Republican President. because otherwise Mallard would be a total hypocrite and an intellectual lightweight and, well...we all know that can't be the case.
By the way, I refuse to believe that Mallard read a book. Shouldn't he be citing what Townhall told him the book said?
Ron Suskind, President Obama
Hmmmmmm, I don't recall Mallard's footnoted reference to Suskind's writing about President Bush, but I am sure he gave equal space and credence to Suskind when he was writing about a Republican President. because otherwise Mallard would be a total hypocrite and an intellectual lightweight and, well...we all know that can't be the case.
By the way, I refuse to believe that Mallard read a book. Shouldn't he be citing what Townhall told him the book said?
Monday, October 10, 2011
That damned Card
What's Mallard raving about today?
Greeting Cards, Unemployment, President Obama
The Mallard Fillmore process:
Greeting Cards, Unemployment, President Obama
The Mallard Fillmore process:
- Step 1. Find item in newspaper
- Step 2. Create a tenuous link to something to which I am opposed.
- Step 3. Find prior artwork that can be re-used.
- Step 4. Express the link from step 2 using the most words possible.
Sunday, October 09, 2011
That damned Diagnosis
What's Mallard raving about today?
Facebook
That final panel could be the capstone to every Mallard Fillmore.
That final panel could be the capstone to every Mallard Fillmore.
Saturday, October 08, 2011
Those damned Democrats
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Mallard Fillmore, for once, hits close to the heart of the actual problem.
Mind you, if anyone pointed out that the issue is that Democrats don't understand why President Obama is sacrificing what is right for the country in a vain attempt to compromise with extremists who care more for party than the country, Mallard's head would expose.
So, you know, someone point that out to him.
President Obama
Mallard Fillmore, for once, hits close to the heart of the actual problem.
Mind you, if anyone pointed out that the issue is that Democrats don't understand why President Obama is sacrificing what is right for the country in a vain attempt to compromise with extremists who care more for party than the country, Mallard's head would expose.
So, you know, someone point that out to him.
Friday, October 07, 2011
That damned Debate
What's Mallard raving about today?
Don't Ask Don't Tell, Colleges
Let's compare lists of college professors fired for that reason and service members discharged just for being gay, OK?
Don't Ask Don't Tell, Colleges
Let's compare lists of college professors fired for that reason and service members discharged just for being gay, OK?
Wednesday, October 05, 2011
That damned Yellow Dog
What's Mallard raving about today?
Yellow Dog Democrats
Frankly I have no idea what this is about and given the fact that Mallard felt the need to label everything in sight, I'm pretty sure he knows no one will understand either.
Of course, the unspoken message here is that Republicans, largely responsible for the multiple messes we're in, want to continue doing more of the same stuff because it's worked out so well to this point.
But, you know, Democrats, amiright?
Yellow Dog Democrats
Frankly I have no idea what this is about and given the fact that Mallard felt the need to label everything in sight, I'm pretty sure he knows no one will understand either.
Of course, the unspoken message here is that Republicans, largely responsible for the multiple messes we're in, want to continue doing more of the same stuff because it's worked out so well to this point.
But, you know, Democrats, amiright?
Tuesday, October 04, 2011
That damned Help
What's Mallard raving about today?
Solyndra
This Middle Class voter (or uninsured person), left to die by Republicans, tries another tactic.
Sadly for him, he did not claim to be a Bank. Or Haliburton. Or Blackwater.
Solyndra
This Middle Class voter (or uninsured person), left to die by Republicans, tries another tactic.
Sadly for him, he did not claim to be a Bank. Or Haliburton. Or Blackwater.
Monday, October 03, 2011
That damned Solyndra
What's Mallard raving about today?
Solyndra
Mallard Fillmore never uttered a single harsh word as Wall Street fell apart when pools of loans went south and took the entire world's economy with it.
He never said a word when the Bush Administration simply lost billions of dollars in Iraq and Afghanistan, with no accounting for where they went.
But he's absolutely aghast over the latest Right Wing non-troversy that 100% of the loan guarantees intended to stimulate America's Green Energy industry have not turned out perfectly.
The hypocrisy and lack of intellectual honesty is simply staggering.
Solyndra
Mallard Fillmore never uttered a single harsh word as Wall Street fell apart when pools of loans went south and took the entire world's economy with it.
He never said a word when the Bush Administration simply lost billions of dollars in Iraq and Afghanistan, with no accounting for where they went.
But he's absolutely aghast over the latest Right Wing non-troversy that 100% of the loan guarantees intended to stimulate America's Green Energy industry have not turned out perfectly.
The hypocrisy and lack of intellectual honesty is simply staggering.
Sunday, October 02, 2011
That damned Columnist
What's Mallard raving about today?
Katie Pavlich
Mallard Fillmore once more demonstrates his parochialism, believing anyone other than the Teabagger readers of Townhall have heard of this columnist. Also his belief that her writing are based on facts, which would make her unique at that particular website.
Katie Pavlich
Mallard Fillmore once more demonstrates his parochialism, believing anyone other than the Teabagger readers of Townhall have heard of this columnist. Also his belief that her writing are based on facts, which would make her unique at that particular website.
Saturday, October 01, 2011
That damned Thing
What's Mallard raving about today?
Television
Rootbeer called it: "Oh god, this is start of a story line where he goes shopping for a new flatscreen widescreen tallscreen 1040g 80Hz 3-D LZD HBTV, isn't it?"
Television
Rootbeer called it: "Oh god, this is start of a story line where he goes shopping for a new flatscreen widescreen tallscreen 1040g 80Hz 3-D LZD HBTV, isn't it?"
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