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Monday, October 10, 2011

That damned Card

What's Mallard raving about today?

Greeting Cards, Unemployment, President Obama

The Mallard Fillmore process:

  • Step 1. Find item in newspaper
  • Step 2. Create a tenuous link to something to which I am opposed.
  • Step 3. Find prior artwork that can be re-used.
  • Step 4. Express the link from step 2 using the most words possible.

9 comments:

Tog said...

Meanwhile, condolence-disdaining wrong-wingers (including Batshit) find unemployment hilarious. Again.

rewinn said...

Here's a list of jobs bills the Obama haters have passed through the House:

Bill the Splut said...

Hey, Bruce, do you actually consider what you do "work"?

Tog said...

Christ wept.

Listen to me very closely, one percenters: In no point in the history of the world has there ever been a successful real-life case of Going Galt.

There have, however, been a great many real-life cases of revolutions after which members of the "ruling" class found themselves approximately one-sixth shorter. (Or five-sixths shorter, depending on which part you measured.)

Place your bet wisely.

CW in LA said...

Step 5: Profit (in the form of wingnut welfare check).

deepbeep said...

I am disappointed that Tinsley dropped the "Mallard got unjustly fired, and can now relate to the unemployed common man" story arc. Mallard's back to reading the news and using the unemployed as a punchline as if none of that happened.

Steve-O said...

What is this, I don't even...

Kip W said...

Don't ever get your eyes checked, Bruce.

CW in LA said...

Tuesday: Yeesh, how hard a joke is this to mess up? "I'm not indecisive... or am I?"

I suppose it's a good thing Brews didn't go into a line of work where it actually matters if he's any good at it.