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Saturday, October 22, 2011

That damned Common Ground

What's Mallard raving about today?

Pets, Taxes, President Obama

Mark the day down. Today is the day Mallard Fillmore, tax-lover and heretic, was excommunicated by the GOP.

8 comments:

Tog said...

There's plenty of real animal abuse going on to be angry about, but Mallard's only interested if it involves a well-known African-American. (...But he's not racist, you are!)

deepbeep said...

How dare you!! Wealthy pet dressers are the job creators, Mallard!!!!

exanonymous said...

Remember, it's a free country, where the free market decides, and that means if everyone was half as smart as Mallard we'd all agree with him and do the things he likes. But since we're not, we don't deserve freedom.

Also we'd all be rich instead of the dirty lazy hippies we are if we just agreed with Mallard.

Kip W said...

The dogs' expressions for the last couple of days are exactly like Mallard's "As you and I both know, liberals are full of shit" face.

I guess now I know where he learned that from. Same place he learned to sprawl.

Anonymous said...

What I want to know is, will he be keeping this up until Hallowe'en itself? Cause that's a ways off still.

Also, how does Mallard feel about little babies wearing pumpkin suits? Do they also enrage him to the point of threatened taxation?

---Del

rewinn said...

"What a sad, joyless place today's conservatives inhabits" - Number #234 In A Series

DiR said...

OOOoooooo somebody's off script. That's not going to be a pleasant phone call.

I'm just glad that there's nothing else going on in the world right now, allowing Ducks to delve into some deep insight of social commentary.

CW in LA said...

"Also, how does Mallard feel about little babies wearing pumpkin suits?"

Oh, I'm sure the duck's keeper gives a lot more thought to somewhat older children dressing all trampy.