What's Mallard raving about today?
Perhaps if he'd incorporated himself, he'd be too big to drown by now.
If he worked for Ron Paul, he'd be dead ... and everyone else would be stuck paying the bill.
Multiple panels? Narrative?YOU CAN DO THAT IN A COMIC STRIP?!
Wow, he actually told a joke! And it isn't three panels of a duck smirking, so yay! Batshit gets a gold star sticker for effort!Rejected version:Panel 1: "Help! I'm back from my fifth tour in Afghanistan, and now I have PTSD and no job!"Panel 2: (nothing)Panel 3: "Help! I'll compare Obama to Hitler!"
There are days when I feel bad making fun of strips that were clearly written by a mentally disabled person.This is one of them.
He'd get even more help if he yelled that he was a major bank and his CEOs wouldn't get their bonuses.
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