Memorial Day

Everyone have a happy and safe Memorial Day.

Those damned Branches

What's Mallard raving about today?

Students, Government

I'm fear for our education system if students believe the government is made up of stuff that only exists in Mallard's fevered imagination.

That damned Problem

What's Mallard raving about today?

Schools, Math.

Mallard has quite a lot of nerve criticizing anyone's math.

His logic is also flawless: The Education system is bad...therefore spending more money to fix it won't work.

That damned Hospital

What's Mallard raving about today?

The VA.

Items which should appear in the missing 4th panel:

• But don't raise taxes to pay for health care for Veterans!
• This is outrageous, but I couldn't have cared less when President Bush was in office.
• And yet, the VA provides better healthcare than the private medical system the rest of us are forced to deal with.

That damned strategy

What's Mallard raving about today?

Retirement, Fannie Mae, Greece.

What a tool of the aristocracy Mallard Fillmore is. God forbid he criticize Goldman Sachs, BofA, JP Morgan, Citigroup, or AIG for taking money.

That damned shirt

What's Mallard raving about today?

Kids, clothes.

Mallard Fillmore: President Obama isn't acting in a bipartisan fashion. Oh, did I mention that all liberal educators hate America? Anyway, about that bipartisanship...

That damned Consensus

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Elena Kagan, Consensus.

Yes, it's too bad the President was unable to reach consensus with Republicans, seeing as how they have been acting in good faith.

Like Mitt Romney who rejected a Health Care Plan which was virtually identical to the one he put in place in Massachusetts.

And Sarah "Death Panels" Palin.

Or the Republicans who called for a bipartisan debt commission but when President Obama agreed to it, seven of them suddenly disagreed?

You can't build consensus with people who are only interested in burning the house down.

Those damned Fish

What's Mallard raving about today?

Fish, Free Lunches.

Because this is an accurate representation of the type of Right Wing rhetoric that people object to.

That damned Speech

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Hate Speech.

Seriously, why not just write: "President Obama. Hate Speech. Booga Booga!"

It's just as funny, just as apt, and would elicit the same reaction from the people of who reacted to the actual strip, since both are just empty recitations of dog whistle terms.

That damned Season

What's Mallard raving about today?

Liberals, Climate Change.

Nice timing.

Those damned Illegals

What's Mallard raving about today?

Arizona.

Even by Mallard Fillmore standards, this makes absolutely no sense at all.

Unrelated, however I look forward to three days of Mallard'd outrage over this, no matter what race the bomber turns out to be.

That damned Dentist

What's Mallard raving about today?

Terrorists, Teabaggers.

Mallard Fillmore lives in a world where there is just not enough anti-Muslim sentiment in America.

That damned Profile

What's Mallard raving about today?

SUVs, President Obama, Terrorism.

Statistically-speaking, this may be more effective than Mallard's desire to profile people who look like terrorists.

Oh, and racism is dead.

That damned Pakistani

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Media, Terrorists.

Under normal circumstances, I'd spend some time commenting on how ridiculous this Straw Man is.

Today I will just say how relieved I am that Mallard is done moaning about recent college graduates.

That damned future

What's Mallard raving about today?

College, Psychology.

Like the situation is different for anyone with any degree?

In any event, how nice of Mallard to greet the approaching graduation season by mocking the hard work of those graduating. Stay classy, Mallard.

Oh, and Mallard...Carly Fiorina, Republican darling and ex-CEO of Hewlett-Packard? Medieval history and philosophy major.