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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

That damned Dentist

What's Mallard raving about today?

Terrorists, Teabaggers.

Mallard Fillmore lives in a world where there is just not enough anti-Muslim sentiment in America.

12 comments:

Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...

Can Tinsley actually provide any EVIDENCE of this alleged frantic media effort to show that the bomber was a teabagger? No, of course not--because at this point, he just assumes a priori that the talking points are accurate, and runs with them.

Seriously, Bruce: it is impossible for me to sufficiently emphasize the utter worthlessness of these pathetic, drunken scribblings you do. My wish for you is this: a single, blinding moment of self-awareness. I can think of no crueler punishment.

exanonymous said...

The media said the suspect was a white guy. Why? Because a blurry video revealed the most suspicious person at the time to be a white middle-aged male. Within 54 hours, the confessed bomber was in custody.

But in wingnut mind, saying "white guy" = "tea partier" (but they're not an all white movement, honest!) and a legal American immigrant = "terrorist who should have been profiled and should be denied citizen rights".

And for some reason they think "Innocent until proven guilty" = "reasonable doubt". The former is to prevent government from declaring a citizen guilty without due process and acting on that and has nothing to do with the certainty of guilt or innocence.

Tog said...

This is coming from the same guy who was bawling with rage only a few weeks ago how unfair it was that Timothy McVeigh is associated with his side's eliminationist rhetoric.

You know, the same side whose media darlings were expressly and vocally CERTAIN that the Murrah Building bombing was the work of Muslims.

I'm repeating myself at this point, and I hate it, but Batshit's own endless repetitiousness leaves little choice. Just like his party, he really doesn't have a lot to offer anymore, does he?

Ducky is Right said...

Waaaaaaah the media is so mean to uuuuuusss!!
Cry more. Yes, your tears sustain me.

Meanwhile, Fox News' insistence that the Obama Administration is the culmination of decades-long conspiracies of Communist Nazi Jihadists are perfectly rational.

Oh, god, I just realized we're going to be getting a week of, "MISS AMERICA IS A TERRORIST!!" in about two weeks.

dlauthor said...

Oh, god, I just realized we're going to be getting a week of, "MISS AMERICA IS A TERRORIST!!" in about two weeks.

The irony, of course, is that a large chunk of the wackadoodle right's argument that she's a terrorist is that she's, y'know, Lebanese, and you know how they are, and hey, it's possible that someone she knows knows someone who knows someone in Hezbollah*.

"Irony" to Tinshley, however, is just that damn thing his wife leaves around sometimes for him to mistake for the phone when he's drunk and burn his ear.

* Fun fact: Hezbollah is more of a political party in Lebanon than the Teabaggers are here! They even run candidates in elections and stuff, instead of sitting around in lawn chairs waving the kinds of signs only the mentally ill could make.

Kip W said...

Ha ha! Sock it to 'em, duck! This is an even more tenuous connection to the Tea Party than those doofs in Michigan with similar beliefs who wanted to kill policemen, or that guy in Texas whose TP-like sentiments caused him to fly a plane into a building and kill someone!

What a rich vein of humor you've opened up here, O feathered funnyman! Only next time you open a vein, you should probably be in the bathtub.

Rootbeer said...

WOOOO.... IN OTHER NEWS.... FAISAL SHAHZAD....
WOOOO.... IN OTHER NEWS.... FAISAL SHAHZAD....
WOOOO.... IN OTHER NEWS.... FAISAL SHAHZAD....
WOOOO.... IN OTHER NEWS.... FAISAL SHAHZAD....
WOOOO.... IN OTHER NEWS.... FAISAL SHAHZAD....

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

I hate the societal bias against White Christians: They get the worst jobs, limited pay, lynchings, and the Vatican has so little money, and power that it is dying! I remember when all those Muslims in Spain tortured everyone else, slaughtered the Indians, and threw out all of the Jews. Muslims in Texas changed the textbooks because the Koran says evolution, and gravity do not exist. Early-1900s censorship was fueled by the Women's Muslim Temperance Union. I, also, remember when Tinsley said the most wonderful things, and Martin Luther King acted like the worst monster possible.

deepbeep said...

It could be worse: at least FAISAL SHAHZAD's dentist wasn't acquainted with Bill Ayers.

rewinn said...

@DeepBeep - Let's play "Six Degrees of Bill Ayers" ...


1. Bill Ayers voted for Obama
2. Faisal Shazad's dentist had a patient who voted for Obama.

PROOF!!!!!

Hey Beertender said...

Tinshley must have learned him math from Wingnut Beck:

If Lebanese=Terrorist, and Miss USA=Lebanese, then Miss USA-Terrorist. So, using this logic,if Jamie Farr=Maxwell Q Klinger on M*A*S*H,and Maxwell Q Klinger=Lebanese, and Lebanese still =Terrorisr]t, then, Holy S**t Jamie Farr=Terrorist!!!

wavydavy said...

Please don't give him any ideas like that. You know Ducky will take that seriously.

You know who else had a dentist? Hitler.