What's Mallard raving about today?
Social Darwinism, Fish
Mallard, if you are going to object to accusations of something like Social Darwinism, it helps to know what it means.
Small Middle Class fish running away from voracious JP Morgan Predator fish is NOT the example of Social Darwinism your masters want you to espouse.
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Saturday, June 30, 2012
Friday, June 29, 2012
Those damned Noses
What's Mallard raving about today?
Comic Superheroes
Frankly, I'm surprised Mallard lasted this long before that whole Gay Green Lantern thing started bugging him again.
Comic Superheroes
Frankly, I'm surprised Mallard lasted this long before that whole Gay Green Lantern thing started bugging him again.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
That damned Cup
What's Mallard raving about today?
Obese People, Cups
In this case, in which we are subjected to splayed duck crotch, "Viewer Discretion is Advised" is less a punchline than a label.
Obese People, Cups
In this case, in which we are subjected to splayed duck crotch, "Viewer Discretion is Advised" is less a punchline than a label.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
That damned Debate
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
This is fabulously disingenuous (e.g., a lie) considering that, when placed in it's actual context, what President Obama said was that while the economy was struggling, the private sector was doing better than the public sector as a result of Republican cut-backs in public spending.
Also, considering the flip-flopping Etch-a-Sketch the Republicans have chosen as their standard barrier, it's a wonder Mallard is not being struck by lightning for the egregiousness of his lies.
President Obama
This is fabulously disingenuous (e.g., a lie) considering that, when placed in it's actual context, what President Obama said was that while the economy was struggling, the private sector was doing better than the public sector as a result of Republican cut-backs in public spending.
Also, considering the flip-flopping Etch-a-Sketch the Republicans have chosen as their standard barrier, it's a wonder Mallard is not being struck by lightning for the egregiousness of his lies.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
That damned School
What's Mallard raving about today?
Speech, Congress, Schools
Careful, Mallard...the 1% do not like to be challenged by their water carriers.
Speech, Congress, Schools
Careful, Mallard...the 1% do not like to be challenged by their water carriers.
Monday, June 25, 2012
That damned Speech
What's Mallard raving about today?
Congress, 10th Graders
Making fun of 10th graders for the way they speak puts Mallard Fillmore at about a 4th grade level...and that's being generous.
(Oh, and, Mallard...according to the study your beloved Republicans speak about a half grade level worse than Democrats. Just saying.)
Congress, 10th Graders
Making fun of 10th graders for the way they speak puts Mallard Fillmore at about a 4th grade level...and that's being generous.
(Oh, and, Mallard...according to the study your beloved Republicans speak about a half grade level worse than Democrats. Just saying.)
Sunday, June 24, 2012
That Damned Model
What's Mallard raving about today?
Federal Agencies, Mammals, Dinosaurs
For God's sake, Mallard, do you even understand the English language?
Right Wingers like yourself describe Federal Agencies as dinosaurs because they wish to de-fund them, and then, once de-funded, claim Government Agencies just don't work.
They are not "modeled" after dinosaurs.
Federal Agencies, Mammals, Dinosaurs
For God's sake, Mallard, do you even understand the English language?
Right Wingers like yourself describe Federal Agencies as dinosaurs because they wish to de-fund them, and then, once de-funded, claim Government Agencies just don't work.
They are not "modeled" after dinosaurs.
Saturday, June 23, 2012
That damned Plan
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern, Hollywood
And, somehow, this comes back to the victim complex of Mallard and the modern Republican Party.
But...Mel Gibson is as Republican as the day is long. Problem solved.
Green Lantern, Hollywood
And, somehow, this comes back to the victim complex of Mallard and the modern Republican Party.
But...Mel Gibson is as Republican as the day is long. Problem solved.
Friday, June 22, 2012
That damned Mission
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern, Homosexuals
And, there we have it...Mallard has reached the point where he's saying that saving the world from a Super Villain is easier than portraying someone as gay without resorting to crude stereotypes.
But, you know, like with racism, it's everyone else who has a problem, not Mallard.
Green Lantern, Homosexuals
And, there we have it...Mallard has reached the point where he's saying that saving the world from a Super Villain is easier than portraying someone as gay without resorting to crude stereotypes.
But, you know, like with racism, it's everyone else who has a problem, not Mallard.
Thursday, June 21, 2012
That damned Lycra
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern
As is typical, the longer Mallard continues on this topic, the more blatantly offensive he gets.
At the start, you could charitably read what he was saying as chastising DC for thinking someone being Gay was even shocking.
But now, it's pretty clear he's just being a hateful bigot, though he still chose to say "fly around in the air" rather than going all the way and saying "mince around."
Green Lantern
As is typical, the longer Mallard continues on this topic, the more blatantly offensive he gets.
At the start, you could charitably read what he was saying as chastising DC for thinking someone being Gay was even shocking.
But now, it's pretty clear he's just being a hateful bigot, though he still chose to say "fly around in the air" rather than going all the way and saying "mince around."
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
That damned Shock
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern
Mallard, you think this topic is seriously worth 2 days?
Green Lantern
Mallard, you think this topic is seriously worth 2 days?
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
That damned Reaction
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern
Is Mallard Fillmore actually saying that announcements that someone is gay are no longer worthy of note since homosexuality is know of normal?
Because I'm pretty sure that'll get you branded as a heretic in the GOP.
Green Lantern
Is Mallard Fillmore actually saying that announcements that someone is gay are no longer worthy of note since homosexuality is know of normal?
Because I'm pretty sure that'll get you branded as a heretic in the GOP.
Monday, June 18, 2012
That damned Slogan
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mitt Romney
June 17, 2012: Mallard Fillmore endorses Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney
June 17, 2012: Mallard Fillmore endorses Mitt Romney.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
That damned Answer
What's Mallard raving about today?
Fathers
Leave it to Mallard to make a political point out of Father's Day. Also, leave it to Mallard to cite a government child welfare site when criticizing the government.
But, beyond all that...what is your suggestion when the child does not have a Dad who loves and cares for him/her, Mallard?
According to Republican doctrine, exemplified by Representative Ryan's budget plan, your plan appears to be: fuck them and cut all funding to help them so billionaires can keep more of their money.
But, perhaps I am missing a nuance somewhere.
Fathers
Leave it to Mallard to make a political point out of Father's Day. Also, leave it to Mallard to cite a government child welfare site when criticizing the government.
But, beyond all that...what is your suggestion when the child does not have a Dad who loves and cares for him/her, Mallard?
According to Republican doctrine, exemplified by Representative Ryan's budget plan, your plan appears to be: fuck them and cut all funding to help them so billionaires can keep more of their money.
But, perhaps I am missing a nuance somewhere.
Saturday, June 16, 2012
That damned Pat on the Head
What's Mallard raving about today?
Only Mallard knows
And, so, on June 16, 2012, Mallard Fillmore officially crossed the line from whatever he was previously into a comic equivalent of that schizophrenic drunk guy on the corner with sign so full of conspiracy theories that you can't possibly read it as you walks past him.
Congratulations.
Only Mallard knows
And, so, on June 16, 2012, Mallard Fillmore officially crossed the line from whatever he was previously into a comic equivalent of that schizophrenic drunk guy on the corner with sign so full of conspiracy theories that you can't possibly read it as you walks past him.
Congratulations.
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