What's Mallard raving about today?
Television, Oprah Winfrey
Seriously? Mallard Fillmore is criticizing people for watching too much TV? Do I really need to count the number of panels so far this year in which he's been plopped in front of the TV?
Not to mention...you missed the whole Oprah phenomenon? That doesn't mean you don't watch daytime TV; it means you live with your head up your ass.
And finally, what an elitist jerk.
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
That damned Time
What's Mallard raving about today?
Oprah, Reading
Yeah, I have no idea what this is about, except to say that Mallard is a smug Elitist.
An Elitists who can't really write a coherent sentence, but...
Oprah, Reading
Yeah, I have no idea what this is about, except to say that Mallard is a smug Elitist.
An Elitists who can't really write a coherent sentence, but...
Monday, June 13, 2011
That damned Debate
What's Mallard raving about today?
Republican Debate, Reality TV
In fairness, Mallard, the people appearing on The Bachelorette are less bat-shit insane than those appearing in the Republican debate.
Which, I suppose, would be a reason to prefer the Republican Primary as your viewing pleasure if it were a reality TV show, except that it's far too mean-spirited towards average Americans and turns off viewers.
On an unrelated note, good luck in 2012!
Republican Debate, Reality TV
In fairness, Mallard, the people appearing on The Bachelorette are less bat-shit insane than those appearing in the Republican debate.
Which, I suppose, would be a reason to prefer the Republican Primary as your viewing pleasure if it were a reality TV show, except that it's far too mean-spirited towards average Americans and turns off viewers.
On an unrelated note, good luck in 2012!
Sunday, June 12, 2011
That damned Live-Tweet
What's Mallard raving about today?
Twitter
Isn't that cute, Mallard is trying to appear relevant in Modern society.
Isn't that cute, Mallard is trying to appear relevant in Modern society.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Those Damned Nazis
What's Mallard raving about today?
Nazis, Democrats
A Google search to attempt to figure out what Mallard is referring to yields links to articles about a Republican Representative publicly making a Gestapo reference regarding Education reform.
Further down the page, you can also find that a Republican claims a teacher sent him an Email similarly comparing Education reform to the Holocaust.
Republican representative making a public statement vs. an Email from a teacher.
Those Liberals have no shame!
Nazis, Democrats
A Google search to attempt to figure out what Mallard is referring to yields links to articles about a Republican Representative publicly making a Gestapo reference regarding Education reform.
Further down the page, you can also find that a Republican claims a teacher sent him an Email similarly comparing Education reform to the Holocaust.
Republican representative making a public statement vs. an Email from a teacher.
Those Liberals have no shame!
Friday, June 10, 2011
What's Mallard raving about today?
GOP Candidates, Racism, The Media
Mallard, it's a lovely persecution complex you have going here. Part of the grievance-based ideology, I understand.
But here's my challenge to you: List specific incidents in which a GOP candidate said something that was decried in a mainstream media source as racist code or being dog whistle politics, and let's analyze what was said and see if the answer is for the media to stop decrying harmless things as racism or maybe, just maybe, the answer is for GOP candidates to stop saying things that are racist in nature.
I'm willing to take my chances on which of those proves to be true.
Unfortunately such a challenge is doomed from the start, since the usual standard for analysis is whether a reasonable person would find it racist. Mallard will, of course, insist he is a proxy for all reasonableness, and doesn't find the phrase "food stamp President" racist in any way: "What could possibly be racist about that? There are white people on food stamps. And some of my best friends are black."
GOP Candidates, Racism, The Media
Mallard, it's a lovely persecution complex you have going here. Part of the grievance-based ideology, I understand.
But here's my challenge to you: List specific incidents in which a GOP candidate said something that was decried in a mainstream media source as racist code or being dog whistle politics, and let's analyze what was said and see if the answer is for the media to stop decrying harmless things as racism or maybe, just maybe, the answer is for GOP candidates to stop saying things that are racist in nature.
I'm willing to take my chances on which of those proves to be true.
Unfortunately such a challenge is doomed from the start, since the usual standard for analysis is whether a reasonable person would find it racist. Mallard will, of course, insist he is a proxy for all reasonableness, and doesn't find the phrase "food stamp President" racist in any way: "What could possibly be racist about that? There are white people on food stamps. And some of my best friends are black."
Thursday, June 09, 2011
That damned Code
What's Mallard raving about today?
GOP Candidates, Elections, The Media.
Mallard Fillmore breaks open a major case! How can everyone not be talking about this?
I mean it's not like GOP candidates are calling President Obama a "food stamp President" or anything like that!
GOP Candidates, Elections, The Media.
Mallard Fillmore breaks open a major case! How can everyone not be talking about this?
I mean it's not like GOP candidates are calling President Obama a "food stamp President" or anything like that!
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
That damned Show
What's Mallard raving about today?
Reality T.V.
Hey, Mallard, are you talking to the same people who need a break, not a lecture? Because, you know, your ongoing diatribe against Reality TV sounds to me like a self-superior lecture.
Plus, why do you hate the Free Market?
Reality T.V.
Hey, Mallard, are you talking to the same people who need a break, not a lecture? Because, you know, your ongoing diatribe against Reality TV sounds to me like a self-superior lecture.
Plus, why do you hate the Free Market?
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
That damned Week
What's Mallard raving about today?
Hats
No. But I have something against heavy-lidded leering from dead-eyed waterfowl.
Hats
No. But I have something against heavy-lidded leering from dead-eyed waterfowl.
Monday, June 06, 2011
That damned Longing
What's Mallard raving about today?
Donald Trump, The Media.
Don't fret, Mallard. They're busy chasing Anthony Weiner's weiner.
Donald Trump, The Media.
Don't fret, Mallard. They're busy chasing Anthony Weiner's weiner.
Sunday, June 05, 2011
Those damned Rankings
What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?
Education
The fact that any school anywhere invited Mallard Fillmore to give their commencement address pretty much explains those other statistics.
It's important also not to mention the fact that Republicans have been largely in charge of government during this slide. Because, clearly, this is all the Democrat's fault.
Education
The fact that any school anywhere invited Mallard Fillmore to give their commencement address pretty much explains those other statistics.
It's important also not to mention the fact that Republicans have been largely in charge of government during this slide. Because, clearly, this is all the Democrat's fault.
Saturday, June 04, 2011
That damned Tweet
What's Mallard raving about today?
Social Media, Republican Presidential nominees.
Hey, GOP. When a lickspittle like Mallard Fillmore thinks your candidates are lame, you're in real trouble. Real. Trouble.
If you actually care about the deficit, how about just admitting you're going to get your ass handed to you and donate all your campaign funds to deficit reduction instead?
Social Media, Republican Presidential nominees.
Hey, GOP. When a lickspittle like Mallard Fillmore thinks your candidates are lame, you're in real trouble. Real. Trouble.
If you actually care about the deficit, how about just admitting you're going to get your ass handed to you and donate all your campaign funds to deficit reduction instead?
Friday, June 03, 2011
Thursday, June 02, 2011
That damned Guy
What's Mallard raving about today?
Commercials
First off, Mallard...turn off the TV. We have no idea what you are talking about.
Second, why do you hate the Free Market?
Third, you've been a lick spittle for the Insurance industry since President Obama took office...do your corporate masters know you're criticizing them now?
Commercials
First off, Mallard...turn off the TV. We have no idea what you are talking about.
Second, why do you hate the Free Market?
Third, you've been a lick spittle for the Insurance industry since President Obama took office...do your corporate masters know you're criticizing them now?
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
What's Mallard raving about today?
Osama, President Obama, Hillary Clinton
Wow, OK...really? This is the best you got?
Well, at least with this feeble effort, Mallard is admitting that President Obama is going to be re-elected, if his biggest worry is the non-existent possibility of a challenge from Hillary Clinton.
Osama, President Obama, Hillary Clinton
Wow, OK...really? This is the best you got?
Well, at least with this feeble effort, Mallard is admitting that President Obama is going to be re-elected, if his biggest worry is the non-existent possibility of a challenge from Hillary Clinton.
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