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Thursday, June 09, 2011

That damned Code

What's Mallard raving about today?

GOP Candidates, Elections, The Media.

Mallard Fillmore breaks open a major case! How can everyone not be talking about this?

I mean it's not like GOP candidates are calling President Obama a "food stamp President" or anything like that!


Tog said...

Batshit, the correct phrase is "racist dogwhistle," and the way to have everyone quit interpreting the racist dogwhistles you use as racist dogwhistles is to QUIT USING THEM.

For example, you're using your long-standing big-nosed "media-controlling Jew" stereotype to push your whole "WAAAH, I'M NOT A BIGOT! YOU ARE!!1" nonsense...yet again.

You may be slightly more subtle than David Duke, but that's not really a compliment...and you don't fool anybody.

...Whoa, big solar flare! Time for Batshit to revisit his Evil Sun Theory of Can't-Do-Anything-About-It Climate Change (formerly The Grand Cowfart Hypothesis)!

DiR said...

Pseudo media-jew here, selling you something!
More "I don't get why these fucking faggots keep sucking my dick" complaining about racism from Tins.

Bruce, I promise you, you are not as tired of being called a racist as we are of you complaining about it.

I do note, however, that he does not refute that what is being said is racist code; he merely is displeased at being called out on it.
Just sayin.

Factinista said...

Heck, most of these people don't even need code. Anyone remember the witch doctor sign?

deepbeep said...

Meanwhile, there's nothing Mallard loves more than to complain about racism directed towards whites (and Asians, if black people benefit from it). He honestly believes that being born black means living on easy street.

Mallard lecturing anyone on racial attitudes is like Anthony Weiner setting a company's social media policy.

Kip W said...

"I call white people bunnies and they don't mind, but if I call black people bunnies, they get all steamed. It's pretty clear who the real racists are."

rewinn said...

Most of the GOP candidates aren't in trouble because they are racist; they're in trouble because they are totally bonkers.

CW in LA said...

Sure, but part of their bonkitude (bonkerness?) is that they don't see anything wrong with making appeals to all the racists out there.

Randy said...

You're the real bigots! You're bigoted against bonkers people! How dare you?

Frank Stone said...

Ah, yes -- the evil, monolithic The Media! Thanks, Brucie, for reminding us about how evil and monolithic they are. I don't know how we'd manage without your eternal vigilance, ringin' those bells and firin' those warning shots like good ol' Paul Revere!

rewinn said...

Equal Rights For Bonkers-Amerrrcans!!!!!!

(...or was actually said of Nixon Supreme Court nominee Carswell:
"Even if he were mediocre, there are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren't they, and a little chance? We can't have all Brandeises, Frankfurters and Cardozos.")

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Tinsley uses a slur from every page of that a thousand times a day, especially the page that contains the word nigger. He could have written the cook and a million sequels if he were not subliterate, and had passed the sixth grade.

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Let me refer you to a prediction I made on Christmas, the celebration of the genocidal corruption of a myth: Tinsley would declare all books to be pure evil.

Today, my prediction has come true, as the subtext in this cartoon is that long written works are evil. Tinsley is saying that we have filled libraries with destructive liberal agendas, which is why he never reads. This is like the times conservatives complained about a long health care bill, and the use of nigger and slave in Mark Twain stories.

Word Verification: Shonin, the creator of Shonin Jump set himself on fire and ran around setting other guys on fire when he learned about Mallard Fillmore.

Anonymous said...

Another racist comment: Name one thing the Obama regime has done that in a reelection campaign they could promise more of, that people would support?

What have they done that you want more of? You can't name anything! Not one thing. In other words, Obama cannot run on his record. He can't run on his achievements.

Anonymous said...

1. The Affordable Care Act
2. Saved the Auto Industry
3. Dodd-Frank (DF) Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act
4. Recovery Act
5. Credit Card Accountability Act and credit card bill of rights
6. Fair Pay Act
7. Repealed Don't Ask Don't Tell
8. Withdrew support for DOMA
9. Hate Crimes Prevention Act includes sexual orientation
10. Public Land Management Act
11. Re-Authorized CHIP
12. Removed restrictions on embryonic stem-cell research
13. Lowered Taxes on Families
14. Elana Kagan

Oh, and...
15. Killed Osama Bin Laden

CW in LA said...

But see, when Anonymelonfucker said "people", he meant, "people who worship that morbidly obese drug-addicted false-teeth wearing serial sham-marriage enthusiast for whom they troll around for young 'playmates' in ethnic neighborhoods driving white windowless fans spray-painted with 'Free Candy'"

Those are the "people" who are unimpressed with the president's solid record of accomplishments, huh, Anonymelonfucker?

CW in LA said...

PS - Here's hoping Blimpbutt's next on SEAL Team Six's list. A smoldering hole where his eye used to be would be a great improvement.

Neo Tuxedo said...

CW: I think that last comment was over the decency line. On the other hand, today's MF strip is over the sanity line.

WV: alotid, description of Tinshley's brain. Not sure how much ego he has, but I suspect CAT scans would reveal that his superego is actually a badly misplaced spleen.

Kip W said...

You're sure to especially enjoy the many, many high-larious jokes you'll find throughout the pages of these sure-to-be-cherished books! Jokes the minority-loving "PC" Jew media won't let us tell outside our basements and chat rooms any more!

And, like us, you'll realize that we all died a little that day the Fascist PC police took a perfectly useful little word and twisted its meaning so that it could only ever be used again to describe a hairy little hand-washing garbage bandit.

rewinn said...

Now let's be fair. Obama can't promise to kill bin Ladn more than once.

That *is* one more time than any Republican president did, and he didn't have to get 4,000 Americans (and God knows how many Iraqis) killed in the process. I've been and will probably always be very critical of Obama's slowness to leave Iraq and Afghanam, but he can easily run on his record as contrasted with his predecessor's failure.

And I encourage Anonymous Coward to keep asking the question, since it gives us an excuse to answer it!