What's Mallard raving about today?
I'm sure Batshit thinks there's some brilliant insight in conflating the AIDS Ribbon and a silly wedding hat to mock "awareness" events--on HIV/AIDS Awareness Day, no less--but he just makes himself look like a total douchebag (yet again). ...That is, he would have, if he hadn't done such a piss-poor job depicting the ribbon. I get it, but will his intended audience?Dear Bruce Tinsley: You fail at art even worse than you fail at telling a joke. But hey, thanks for remembering the signifigance of the day; you can't seem to accomplish THAT too often anymore.
Mallard threatens to kick off another deadly dull week-long conceit, but since it's Tuesday we can assume it's hollow. You know what would make this strip twice as funny? A crutch.
In "Doonesbury", a main character struggles with rehabilitation therapy after losing a leg to an IED in Iraq.In "Mallard Fillmore", a duck glares at the reader whilst wearing a silly hat.Opposite sides of the same coin, indeed.
Tinsley hates all medicine, and charity, and pseudo-sympathetic empty gestures, thus the existence of ribbons such as AIDS ones enrage him. He enjoys mocking anything that resembles care or thought for others, but being a gigantic fucking retard, he can only produce incomprehensible sentence fragments (see also: Under-The-Bus-Wise, not any way, any poem, etc.) I suspect that if I did not have experience interpreting awful translations from old video games, websites, and, at my software-testing job, requests from foreign companies, I would not have grasped the intended message of this horrible cartoon. It is so horribly-written that my brain hurts like a thousand daggers every time I try to parse it. Also, Tinsley thinks that AIDS is a disease solely caught by African monkeys, or, as he prefers to call them, niggers. This is good news, as he is too stupid to use a condom, and has a good chance of getting AIDS. Tinsley only cares about things that affect White Christian in the parts of the Deep South that supported the Civil War and slavery and which are less liberal than Texas, which he considers to be a state of hippies.Word Verification: Hypesso, Mallard Fillmore hypes up my anger so much I feel like I just drank a million espressos at once.
I'm not gonna work any harder on this comment than Tinshley did on today's "comic".
Another subject: Did you guys see the fucking awesome new console that Tinsley and his friends will be burning and trying to ban? It has so much cool shit, all of which is safe for children, including Ninja Gaiden, and Tinsley will want it and all of its players to be destroyed in a slow, painful manner. It looks like endless fun, and a big fuck you to Tinsley, who hates everything that is new or tolerable.Word Verification: Fixie, maybe the new WiiU will fixie the slow destruction of the games industry caused by soulless corporations, like E.A. and Ubisoft that produce nothing but generic shooter.
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rewinn, I keep making the same resolution, but it's impossible to keep unless you just say the same thing every day.
Wed: Another dig against the base and the free enterprise system. Has somebody hacked his fax machine and started sending subversive talking points?
This is pretty fucking rich coming from the magnetic-yellow-ribbon-affixed-to-my-SUV-to-support-the-troops crowd.
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