What's Mallard raving about today?
As behind-the-timely as ever.
... are there.. are there a *lot* of underage journalists on national television? Like, was then opening for Kidsongs a real thing, and I just -thought- it was campy pandering?
This is a "haw haw WEINER" joke, badly disguised as a critique of how lame journalists are for going "haw haw WEINER."Get it? Because his family name is also used as a term for the penis.
Anyway, it's not like Mallard has any business making fun of other people for showing pics of their crotch.
If Clarence Thomas (whose many conflicts of interest were being investigated by Weiner just as his pants pix were suddenly thrust into the news) had been a Democrat, his name would be forever associated with Long Dong Silver and pubes on Coke cans. Too bad, Anthony. The Machine doesn't love you.
GAWD, that was hilarious! Now do a strip needling David Vitter for banging hookers!(crickets chirping)Oh, right.
We know this is a Democratic sex scandal because....the opposite sex is involved!ZING!//That's all I got.
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