What's Mallard Raving about today?
Judge Roy Pearson, the Legal System.
I can't decide on a single snark for today, so I will go with two:
1. As a public service, I think Mallard should include the phrase "don't look over here for a punchline" every day.
2. Damn that Legal System! If only we had leaders willing to ignore the law when it gets in their way.