I swear, I was not on a 2-day bender.
I was travelling back from Japan, which is a freaky enough experience to make you miss a day, since you leave at 5PM on Saturday and get back at 11am on Saturday, thus being forced to live two days without sleep.
But when I got back, Earthlink was out in my area, so I could not connect to the Internet all day Saturday.
I'm still jet-lagged, so I am going to move forward and not look back...
All I will say about Saturday's Mallard is this: You are a Mallard Duck; pardon me if I don't consider the fact that you appear green under fluorescent lights a downside of the light bulb.